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Lessons in Logic


I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

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Practice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect..... .
so why practice?

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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

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If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.


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A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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Re: Some Funny Logical Quotes - February 21st, 2008

kewl buddy......enjoyed reading it.
Keep posting more.
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Re: Some Funny Logical Quotes - February 21st, 2008

Here's another One for laughter.....



INTERVIEWER : Tell me opposite of GOOD .

Sardar : BAD

Int : COME ??

Sdr : GO

Int : UGLY?

Sdr : PICHLLI

Int : U-G-L-Y ?

Sdr : PICHLLI

Int : SHUT UP

Sdr : KEEP TALKING

Int : GET OUT

Sdr : COME IN

Int : OH MY GOD

Sdr : OH YOUR DEVIL

Int : U R REJECTED

Sdr : I M SELECTED
Balle balle !!!
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Re: Some Funny Logical Quotes - January 9th, 2009

ha ha ha........very funny...keep posting......
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Re: Some Funny Logical Quotes - June 9th, 2009

The philosopher has never killed any priests, whereas the priest has killed a great many philosophers.
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Re: Some Funny Logical Quotes - June 9th, 2009

A man’s ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties and needs; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death.
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Re: Some Logical Quotes - June 9th, 2009

Insanity in individuals is something rare; but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs it is the rule.

If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.

We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes.

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.


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Re: Some Inspirational Quotes - June 9th, 2009

What helps people, helps business.
- Leo Burnett

Most people give up just when they're about to achieve success.
- Ross Perot

The only limits are, as always, those of vision.
- James Broughton

I never saw a pessimistic general win a battle
- E E Cummings

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
- Nelson Mandela

No one can possibly achieve any real and lasting success or 'get rich' in business by being a conformist.
- J P Getty

It is better to err on the side of daring than the side of caution.
- Alvin Toffler

He who angers you conquers you.
- Elizabeth Kenny

To do two things at once is to do neither.
- Publilius Syrus

It is never too late to be what you might have been.
- George Eliot
Thoughts lead on to purposes; purposes go forth in action; actions form habits; habits decide character; and character fixes our destiny.
- Tyron Edwards

Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
- Thomas Dewar

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong.
- Leo Rosten

Quality is remembered long after the price is forgotten.
- Gucci Slogan

You will never find time for anything. If you want the time, you must make it.
- Charles Buxton

If we wait for the moment when everything, absolutely everything is ready, we shall never begin.
- Ivan Turgenev

It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end.
- Ursula Le Guin

All successful people men and women are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could be, ideal in every respect, and then they work every day toward their distant vision, that goal or purpose.
- Brian Tracy

One of the best uses of your time is to increase your competence in your key result areas.
- Brian Tracy


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Red face recession-quotes - June 11th, 2009

Franklin D. Roosevelt--

We can ''boondoggle'' ourselves out of this depression, that word is going to be enshrined in the hearts of the American people for years to come.

I see one-third of a nation ill-housed, ill-clad, ill-nourished.

Taxes, are the dues that we pay for the privileges of membership in an organized society.

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs, who has never learned to walk.

I have no expectation of making a hit every time I come to bat.




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Re: Some Funny Logical Quotes - March 29th, 2011

Gravity is a contributing factor in 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

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If you suveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you'd find that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but every last one of them would know the theme song from the 'Beverly Hillbillies'.

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The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch.
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