<![CDATA[ManagementParadise.com - Your MBA Online Degree Program and Management Students Forum for MBA,BMS, MMS, BMM, BBA, students & aspirants. - LaUghTeR AccEleRatED , Just CHILL !!]]> http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/ Jokes, Fwds, TP stuff en Sat, 21 Nov 2009 03:16:35 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/images/aria/misc/rss.jpg <![CDATA[ManagementParadise.com - Your MBA Online Degree Program and Management Students Forum for MBA,BMS, MMS, BMM, BBA, students & aspirants. - LaUghTeR AccEleRatED , Just CHILL !!]]> http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/ lot of planning i guess....! http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/laughter-accelerated-just-chill/164928-lot-planning-i-guess.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:44:49 GMT Thats too much of a planning................ People with weak heart don’t see it….plzzzzz .... . . . . Thats too much of a planning................



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Holidays In 2010:

Festival Date Day

REPUBLIC DAY 26-Jan-2010 Sunday

HOLI 16-Mar-2010 Sunday

MAY DAY 01-May-2010 Saturday

INDEPENDENCE DAY 15-Aug-2010 Sunday

GANDHI JAYANTI 02-Oct-2010 Saturday
DASSERA 17-Oct-2010 Sunday

DIWALI 05-Nov-2010 Sunday

CHRISTMAS 25-Dec-2010 Saturday ]]> LaUghTeR AccEleRatED , Just CHILL !! ashi2487 http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/laughter-accelerated-just-chill/164928-lot-planning-i-guess.html Another joke http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/laughter-accelerated-just-chill/164848-another-joke.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:27:42 GMT A Marketing Consultant employed by KFC gained an audience with the Pope, and offered him a million dollars if he would change 'The Lord's Prayer' from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." The Pope refused the offer.

Two weeks later, the consultant offered the Pope 10 million dollars to change it from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken" and again the Pope refused the generous offer.

Another week later, the consultant offered the Pope 20 million dollars, and finally the Pope accepted.

The following day, the Pope briefed his staff.

"I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is, that we have just received a check for 20 million dollars. The bad news is, we lost the Wonder Bread account!'' ]]> LaUghTeR AccEleRatED , Just CHILL !! jndkmd http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/laughter-accelerated-just-chill/164848-another-joke.html Joke http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/laughter-accelerated-just-chill/164847-joke.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:26:27 GMT The Optimist says, "The glass is half full."


The Pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."


The Marketing Consultant says, "Your glass needs re-sizing."

Greetings from Denmark ]]> LaUghTeR AccEleRatED , Just CHILL !! jndkmd http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/laughter-accelerated-just-chill/164847-joke.html Comics http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/laughter-accelerated-just-chill/164838-comics.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:01:24 GMT :SugarwareZ-209: Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you are going to get from it. :SugarwareZ-209:

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you are going to get from it.
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]]> LaUghTeR AccEleRatED , Just CHILL !! safsoofeh http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/laughter-accelerated-just-chill/164838-comics.html Test http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/laughter-accelerated-just-chill/164742-test.html Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:13:24 GMT just testing.. will delete it later on.. sorry just testing.. will delete it later on.. sorry ]]> LaUghTeR AccEleRatED , Just CHILL !! kunaldamania http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/laughter-accelerated-just-chill/164742-test.html Top 20 Management Terminologies http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/laughter-accelerated-just-chill/164741-top-20-management-terminologies.html Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:10:09 GMT A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED - We are still pissing in the wind. EXTENSIVE REPORT IS BEING PREPARED ON A FRESH APPROACH TO THE... A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED - We are still pissing in the wind.

EXTENSIVE REPORT IS BEING PREPARED ON A FRESH APPROACH TO THE PROBLEM - We just hired three kids fresh out of college.

CLOSE PROJECT COORDINATION - We know who to blame.

MAJOR TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH - It works OK, but looks very hi-tech.

CUSTOMER SATISFACTION IS DELIVERED ASSURED - We are so far behind schedule the customer is happy to get it delivered.

PRELIMINARY OPERATIONAL TESTS WERE INCONCLUSIVE - The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch.

TEST RESULTS WERE EXTREMELY GRATIFYING - We are so surprised that the stupid thing works.

THE ENTIRE CONCEPT WILL HAVE TO BE ABANDONED - The only person who understood the thing quit.

IT IS IN THE PROCESS - It is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is about hopeless.

WE WILL LOOK INTO IT - Forget it! We have enough problems for now.

PLEASE NOTE AND INITIAL - Let's spread the responsibility for the screw up.

GIVE US THE BENEFIT OF YOUR THINKING - We'll listen to what you have to say as long as it doesn't interfere with what we've already done.

GIVE US YOUR INTERPRETATION - I can't wait to hear this bull!

SEE ME or LET'S DISCUSS - Come into my office, I'm lonely.

ALL NEW - Not interchangeable with the previous design.

YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT - It finally worked!

LOW MAINTENANCE - Impossible to fix if broken.

ITS IN TESTING RIGHT NOW- we have no idea how to do this.

WE ARE USING FOCUS GROUPS EXTENSIVELY- Maybe they know how its done.

OUR ONLY OPTION IS TO REENGENEER THE PROCESS- How else can we justify firing most of the existing staff without looking like complete idiots. ]]> LaUghTeR AccEleRatED , Just CHILL !! vivek9896 http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/laughter-accelerated-just-chill/164741-top-20-management-terminologies.html WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/laughter-accelerated-just-chill/164651-why-men-never-depressed.html Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:32:36 GMT WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: A womens point of view? Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your... WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

A womens point of view?

Men Are Just Happier People--

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this
one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks..

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

You have the freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier. ]]> LaUghTeR AccEleRatED , Just CHILL !! paradise_fan http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/laughter-accelerated-just-chill/164651-why-men-never-depressed.html which China emperor is blind? http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/laughter-accelerated-just-chill/164531-china-emperor-blind.html Thu, 19 Nov 2009 06:24:56 GMT in China dynasty...which emperor is blind?

ans: Kang Xi
bcoz in english sounds like "can't see"
lol ]]> LaUghTeR AccEleRatED , Just CHILL !! hoe5381 http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/laughter-accelerated-just-chill/164531-china-emperor-blind.html Egg or Chicken?What First? http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/laughter-accelerated-just-chill/164283-egg-chicken-what-first.html Wed, 18 Nov 2009 08:28:01 GMT Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever What comes first - the chicken or the egg? Santa: O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo... Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever
What comes first -
the chicken or the egg?

Santa: O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega! ]]> LaUghTeR AccEleRatED , Just CHILL !! rahulgandhi http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/laughter-accelerated-just-chill/164283-egg-chicken-what-first.html Santa-Banta Robbed http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/laughter-accelerated-just-chill/164222-santa-banta-robbed.html Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:40:14 GMT Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked by robbers. Santa & his friends were pulled out of the car. The robbers blasted the car and took Santa, Banta and their friends in the middle of the forest where their boss was residing.

Now, this boss was fond of jokes. So, he put the condition that whoever tells a joke that makes every single person laugh should be left unharmed and alive, but if one single person doesn't laugh then the joke-teller would be shot to death.

Banta started telling the funniest joke he had ever heard, "One day........." and when he was finished, everybody were falling with laughter except Santa. So according to the vow, the boss shot poor Banta.

Now, it was the turn of Monty. He also told the best joke he had ever heard. Again everybody laughed including the boss & his robbers, but still Santa was quite as a statue. So the boss shot him.

Then came Jaggi. As he opened his mouth to tell the joke, Santa suddenly burst into laughter. Everyone was puzzled. Santa was laughing madly.

The boss asked him, "Why the hell are you laughing without hearing the joke?"

Santa said laughing and giggling, "Oh! How funny Banta's joke was!" ]]> LaUghTeR AccEleRatED , Just CHILL !! rahulgandhi http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/laughter-accelerated-just-chill/164222-santa-banta-robbed.html santa ka exam http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/laughter-accelerated-just-chill/163913-santa-ka-exam.html Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:42:08 GMT santa ko exam me ans nahi aata tha to usne ans me lllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllll... santa ko exam me ans nahi aata tha to usne ans me

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skrach karo or ans pao........... ]]> LaUghTeR AccEleRatED , Just CHILL !! jagore http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/laughter-accelerated-just-chill/163913-santa-ka-exam.html Your behavior By Signing Style http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/laughter-accelerated-just-chill/163842-your-behavior-signing-style.html Tue, 17 Nov 2009 05:52:08 GMT SINGLE UNDERLINE BELOW THE SIGN These persons are very confident and are good personalities. They are a little bit selfish but believe in... SINGLE UNDERLINE BELOW THE SIGN

These persons are very confident and are good personalities. They are a little bit selfish but believe in "Happiness of human life".


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TWO DOTS BELOW THE SIGN

These persons are considered to be Romantic, can easily change their fianc�es as if they change their clothes. They prefer beauty in other persons & they themselves try to look beautiful. They easily attract others.


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SINGLE DOT BELOW THE SIGN

These persons are more inclined towards classical arts, simple & are very cool. If you loose faith with them, then these persons will never look back at you. Hence its always better to be careful with these people.


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NO UNDERLINES OR DOTS BELOW THE SIGN

These persons enjoy their life in their own way, never pay attention to others views. These are considered to be good natured but are selfish too.


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RANDOM SIGN, NO SIMILARITY BETWEEN NAME & SIGN

These persons try to be very smart, hide each & every matter, never say anything in straight forward manner, never pay attention to the oth er person of what he is talking of.


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RANDOM SIGN, SIMILARITY BETWEEN NAME & SIGN

These persons are considered to be intelligent but never think. These people change their ideas & views as fast as the wind changes its direction of flow. They never think whether that particular thing is right or wrong. You can win them just by flattering them.


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SIGN IN PRINTED LETTERS

These persons are very kind to us, have a good heart, selfless, are ready to sacrifice their life for the sake of their near & dear. But these seems to think a lot and may get angry very soon.


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WRITING COMPLETE NAME AS THEIR SIGN

These persons are very kind hearted, can adjust themselves to any environment & to the person they are talking. These persons are very firm on their views & posses a lot of will power.


- Might be true, Just sharing coz' i found true in my case :)

Your behavior By Signing Style ]]> LaUghTeR AccEleRatED , Just CHILL !! yogin http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/laughter-accelerated-just-chill/163842-your-behavior-signing-style.html Three old men http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/laughter-accelerated-just-chill/163675-three-old-men.html Mon, 16 Nov 2009 11:15:00 GMT Three old men are talking
about their aches, pains andbodily function's.
One seventy year old man says, "I have this problem.
Iwake up every morning at seven and it takes me
twentyminutes to pee." An eighty year old man says, "My
case is worse. I getup at eight and I sit there
and grunt and groan forhalf an hour before I
finally have a bowel movement." The ninety year
old man says, "At seven I pee like ahorse, at
eight I crap like a cow." "So what's yourproblem?"
asked the others. "I don't wake up until nine. ]]> LaUghTeR AccEleRatED , Just CHILL !! sana.mohd.afzal http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/laughter-accelerated-just-chill/163675-three-old-men.html Arz hai http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/laughter-accelerated-just-chill/163634-arz-hai.html Mon, 16 Nov 2009 09:12:17 GMT Jeevan me kamyab hone ke liye 3 factory lagao!!!! 1) Dimag me Ice factory. 2) Zuban par Sugar factory. 3) Dil me Love factory. Phir... Jeevan me kamyab hone ke liye 3 factory lagao!!!!
1) Dimag me Ice factory.
2) Zuban par Sugar factory.
3) Dil me Love factory.
Phir life hogi satisfactory. .


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Ek din Sagar ne Nadi se pucha:
Kab tak milati rahogi mujhe mithe pani se ???
Nadi ne haskar kaha :
Jab tak tujh me mithas na aa jaye tab tak !!!
Thats "RELATIONSHIP" .

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1 tree makes 1 Lakh matchsticks.
But 1 matchstick can burn 1 Lakh trees.
Similarly 1 negative thought or doubt can burn thousands of dreams....
Be Positive Always !!!

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Chehre ki hasi se har gam chupao ,
Bahut kuch bolo par kuch na batao....
Khud na rutho kabhi , par sabko manao
Ye Raz hai Zindagi ka , Bas Jite chale jao

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Wah Prabhu kya teri leela hai :
Chuha Billi se darta hai ,
Billi Kutte se darti hai ,
Kutta Aadmi se darta hai ,
Aadmi Biwi se darta hai ,
Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai.

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And finally , with thanks to all our email sending friends

Ek Dost ne Mujh se pucha ,
Tum sabko email bhejhte ho - tumhe kya milta hai ?
Maine hass kar kaha , Dena Lena to Vyaapar hai ,
Jo dekar kuch na mange , Wo hi to PYAR ]]> LaUghTeR AccEleRatED , Just CHILL !! Mamta bajaj http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/laughter-accelerated-just-chill/163634-arz-hai.html Joke http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/laughter-accelerated-just-chill/163480-joke.html Sun, 15 Nov 2009 16:22:10 GMT When ever u fall down, never lose hope .. .. .. .. .. .. Gather ur courage n strength..... . .. When ever u fall down, never lose hope
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" One more.......on the rockz plz....! cheers ]]> LaUghTeR AccEleRatED , Just CHILL !! Yashika Singh http://www.managementparadise.com/forums/laughter-accelerated-just-chill/163480-joke.html