Hey Folks,
Below are the so called "Marketing Concepts"...explained in a different style...
& which I found worth sharing with all you Guys / Gals out dere...!!!
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1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
"He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say:
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie,
you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:
"By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public Relations
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:
"You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- That's Customer Feedback
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.
- That's demand and supply gap
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say
anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?"
and she goes with him
- That's competition eating into your market share
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say:
"I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives.
- That's restriction for entering new markets
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Now, This is not a weird joke or a just another forwrded e-mail .. this was rather given by...
"A Professor at one of the IIM's while explaining marketing concepts to the Students....".
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Even I found a video on the above... juzz... chk it out .. {pretty interesting..}.
" oops eror msg.. cudnt post tat .. "
plzz.. comment or rate...
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Hope You All Enjoyed ... & ya....of course would have helped in "Learning...too."
"The Marketing Concepts.....".
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With Warm Regards...!!!
Below are the so called "Marketing Concepts"...explained in a different style...
& which I found worth sharing with all you Guys / Gals out dere...!!!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
"He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say:
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie,
you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:
"By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public Relations
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:
"You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- That's Customer Feedback
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.
- That's demand and supply gap
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say
anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?"
and she goes with him
- That's competition eating into your market share
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say:
"I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives.
- That's restriction for entering new markets
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Now, This is not a weird joke or a just another forwrded e-mail .. this was rather given by...
"A Professor at one of the IIM's while explaining marketing concepts to the Students....".
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Even I found a video on the above... juzz... chk it out .. {pretty interesting..}.
" oops eror msg.. cudnt post tat .. "
plzz.. comment or rate...
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Hope You All Enjoyed ... & ya....of course would have helped in "Learning...too."
"The Marketing Concepts.....".
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With Warm Regards...!!!