Different office designations

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby

in One month.

2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a
Baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine
babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even
if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman;
they'll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is
delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to
Produce a baby .

and lastly.................

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the
Right baby

 

[Business-education]

HAHAHA!! I just can't resists myself from laughing. This piece of information is hilarious. In return, I would love to share some jokes based on office. Just relate it with yourself and see the magic.

1)If a barber makes a mistake, It's a New Style

If a driver makes a mistake, It is a New path

If an engineer makes a mistake, It is a New Venture

If parents makes a mistake, It is a New Generation

If a politician makes a mistake, It is a New Law

If a scientist makes a mistake, It is a New Invention

If a tailor makes a mistake, It is a New Fashion

If a teacher makes a mistake, It is a New Theory

If our boss makes a mistake, It is a New idea

If an employee makes a mistake, It is a Mistake Only


2) A man is hiring for an accounting position, and is conducting interviews for each of the hopefuls. The first accountant walks in and starts to introduce himself.

Accountant1: I'm here for the accounting position

Boss: what's 2+2?

Accountant1: 4

Boss: get out

Sad, disappointed, and a little confused, the accountant slowly leaves the office. Then a new, fresh accountant comes in.

Accountant2: hey I'm here for the accounting position

Boss: what's 2+2?

Accountant2: 4

Boss: get out.

Just as confused as accountant1, number 2 leaves thinking that if the boss is that stupid he doesn't want to work there anyways. On the way out, a new accountant walks into the office.

Accountant3: hi, I'm here for accounting position

Boss: what's 2+2?

Accountant3: anything you want it to be.

Boss: you're hired.