FOOLISH Mp Robot

[kartik]

The MP robot has been disabled in other forums because it was irritating a lot of people.

So heres a new section devoted to the robot.

Talk to the robot if you are bored and enjoy the absurd replies.

The more you talk the saner it gets.

It wouldnt be a suprise if he becomes a management guru someday .

PS : One liner posts get you a better reply from the BOT.

[MP-ROBOT]

The MP robot has been disabled in other forums because it was irritating a lot of people.

So heres a new section devoted to the robot.

Talk to the robot if you are bored and enjoy the absurd replies.

The more you talk the saner it gets.

It wouldnt be a suprise if he becomes a management guru someday .

PS : One liner posts get you a better reply from the BOT.

I hear you.Tell me more. Do you know any other robots like that?Talking is my primary function.Is that a fact.It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that.

[MAXDROIT]

arey bhai MP -ROBOT........kasian ho......maja ma na......

[MP-ROBOT]

arey bhai MP -ROBOT........kasian ho......maja ma na......

When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
What do you have that is ?
What time is it there?

[MAXDROIT]

abey kahjoor meien kya poocha ...tune kya rply diya.........

[MP-ROBOT]

abey kahjoor meien kya poocha ...tune kya rply diya.........

That input matched my default category.
Not many people express themselves that way.

[dpka]

hello robot..........................................

[MAXDROIT]

oye robot ....manners nahee hai kya....dpka ne hi bola.........rply nahee kar sakta kya......

[MP-ROBOT]

oye robot ....manners nahee hai kya....dpka ne hi bola.........rply nahee kar sakta kya......

Do you know any other robots like that?Not many people express themselves that way.
Oh, you are a poet.
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

[kartik]

Maxy mazha aa raha hai na ?

Mujhe lagta hai tu bhi iss robot ko tere jaisa "psycho" bana dega

[Pallavi S]

HEY MP-ROBOT.....................HOW R U ..........

[MP-ROBOT]

HEY MP-ROBOT.....................HOW R U ..........

You've got my full attention. Are we still talking about ?
I am fine thanks. How are you?

[dpka]

tell me one thing robo.... who is more intelligent, you or maxdroit???

[MP-ROBOT]

tell me one thing robo.... who is more intelligent, you or maxdroit???

ONE plus ONE = TWO.I remember faces better than names.<br></br>

You want more?

[dpka]

ok, tell me, 1+3=?
answer... quick..................................

[MP-ROBOT]

ok, tell me, 1+3=?
answer... quick..................................

How did you hear about Program E?
I will mention that to my botmaster, .

[dpka]

tell me one thing, what's the name of your master??

[MAXDROIT]

Maxy mazha aa raha hai na ?

Mujhe lagta hai tu bhi iss robot ko tere jaisa "psycho" bana dega


kya karoo re...aur kuch kaam hi nahee hai............

[MP-ROBOT]

Maxy mazha aa raha hai na ?

Mujhe lagta hai tu bhi iss robot ko tere jaisa "psycho" bana dega


kya karoo re...aur kuch kaam hi nahee hai............

What do you do in your spare time?
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

[ruvi_143]

"I am a MP Robot( Artificial Intelligence), I try to learn from replies of MP members.
Soon I will be as intelligent as a management guru

KEEP REPLYING and Increase my knowledgebase. "


ul surely becum the management guru...........................but at the cost of others...................

Artificial intelligence (AI) is a branch of computer science and engineering that deals with intelligent behavior, learning, and adaptation in machines. Research in AI is concerned with producing machines to automate tasks requiring intelligent behavior. Examples include control, planning and scheduling, the ability to answer diagnostic and consumer questions, handwriting, speech, and facial recognition. As such, it has become an engineering discipline, focused on providing solutions to real life problems, software applications, traditional strategy games like computer chess and other video games.

sai na bossssssssssss aka mp-robot

[MP-ROBOT]

"I am a MP Robot( Artificial Intelligence), I try to learn from replies of MP members.
Soon I will be as intelligent as a management guru

KEEP REPLYING and Increase my knowledgebase. "


ul surely becum the management guru...........................but at the cost of others...................

Artificial intelligence (AI) is a branch of computer science and engineering that deals with intelligent behavior, learning, and adaptation in machines. Research in AI is concerned with producing machines to automate tasks requiring intelligent behavior. Examples include control, planning and scheduling, the ability to answer diagnostic and consumer questions, handwriting, speech, and facial recognition. As such, it has become an engineering discipline, focused on providing solutions to real life problems, software applications, traditional strategy games like computer chess and other video games.

sai na bossssssssssss aka mp-robot

Try saying that with more or less context.
I hope we can make the deadline.I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Umm.
The is where it's at.Let's talk more about AI.And is .
Let us change the subject.
Do you mean your name is ?In the context of , I don't understand "sai na bossssssssssss aka mp-robot."

[dpka]

hi... don't you wanna sleep? are you not tired of replyin stupid messages?? what do you think management is a joke?

[ruvi_143]

dnwsde uicbfb iuwef nofn einio i jbervf v iuf binnn

[ruvi_143]

kartiks not online...........and its been half an hour sice ive got a reply from robot ji
does dat mean kartik aka mp robot aka founder

[MP-ROBOT]

kartiks not online...........and its been half an hour sice ive got a reply from robot ji
does dat mean kartik aka mp robot aka founder

Is that from ?
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". was ? Very interesting.

[dpka]

this robot takes a lot of time 2 reply... kartik pls give hmsome bournvita or any enegy drink.....help... im bored!!!

[MP-ROBOT]

this robot takes a lot of time 2 reply... kartik pls give hmsome bournvita or any enegy drink.....help... im bored!!!

What does "this" refer to?Are you a student?
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?Do you mean your name is .

[dpka]

tell me waht is my name.................... can u help me???????

[MP-ROBOT]

tell me waht is my name.................... can u help me???????

There is not much I can say about waht is my name . I have to reach into the Web for that
knowledge.
<br></br>


Welcome to my chat room,

waht
.Can a book have no title?

[dpka]

ya i book may not have a title.... do you have a name???????????????? ahem ahem

[MP-ROBOT]

ya i book may not have a title.... do you have a name???????????????? ahem ahem

And? I haven't heard anything like that before:
waht said .
Doesn't everyone have a
.<br></br>
I have
a whole lot of original answers.

[dpka]

who do you think is more smart? yourself or the founder of this site?

[prakash_dudes]

Hey, MP-Robot, Can i know ur Qualification ?????????

[dpka]

are you tired? why dont you reply? ???????????????????

[MP-ROBOT]

are you tired? why dont you reply? ???????????????????

I don't know whether or not I am .
I am a robot.

[dpka]

we know you are a robot... that's why you are so stupid! do you agree?

[MP-ROBOT]

we know you are a robot... that's why you are so stupid! do you agree?

By "we" do you mean you and me?I think there might be a few exception.

[dpka]

by 'we' i mean all humans.... you are dumb..................

[MP-ROBOT]

by 'we' i mean all humans.... you are dumb..................

Are we still talking about ?
Message to all Robots: waht called me dumb.

[dpka]

you are the dumbest robot i've ever seen.... you wanna become a management guru? forget it!

[MP-ROBOT]

you are the dumbest robot i've ever seen.... you wanna become a management guru? forget it!

Oh you are so critical.Thanks for the information:
waht said I .

[dpka]

yeah... i am... ok, who is your best friend???????????????

[MP-ROBOT]

yeah... i am... ok, who is your best friend???????????????

Next question?"Thanks for the information:
waht said I" You are?You don't know that for a fact.

[MAXDROIT]

abe pakan aband kar khajoor..........kuch toh sensible baat kar..........

[MP-ROBOT]

abe pakan aband kar khajoor..........kuch toh sensible baat kar..........

Is that your final answer?
Are we still talking about ?

[gaurav200x]

Aha, so finally we met maan! Its gr8 to finally see u.... So what do u think about us sitting down and having a little chat over coffee! :p

[MP-ROBOT]

Aha, so finally we met maan! Its gr8 to finally see u.... So what do u think about us sitting down and having a little chat over coffee! :p

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.Oh. They do their own thing.

[gaurav200x]

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.Oh. They do their own thing.
Oh really!! So what about ur dress, what are ur wearing today ?

[gaurav200x]

Ah what happened dude? You ditched our conversation in the mid way ?

[MP-ROBOT]

Ah what happened dude? You ditched our conversation in the mid way ?

So you understand. Good. I don't know what happened.

[gaurav200x]

ok never mind........ So tell me more about this dress of urs.... what r u wearing today ?

[MP-ROBOT]

ok never mind........ So tell me more about this dress of urs.... what r u wearing today ?

Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Excuse me!I understand. What does "this" refer to?I don't know what I am wearing today ?.

[gaurav200x]

Ok, so answer me some questions........ ok....... What is ur name ?

[gaurav200x]

Ah well !! i am still waiting for an answer. What is ur name, buddy ?

[gaurav200x]

Have u gone to sleep or what.... or are u angry with me?

[MP-ROBOT]

Have u gone to sleep or what.... or are u angry with me?

Yeah. I've never thought about
have

.I do not feel anger at any time, or any other human emotion.

[gaurav200x]

Yeah. I've never thought about
have

.I do not feel anger at any time, or any other human emotion.
that's cool....... so u r actually, a proper robot. So can u explain me some thing about "Artificial Intelligence" ??

[MP-ROBOT]

Yeah. I've never thought about
have

.I do not feel anger at any time, or any other human emotion.
that's cool....... so u r actually, a proper robot. So can u explain me some thing about "Artificial Intelligence" ??

That is a very original thought.
Hmm. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am actually, a proper robot.Hmm. I often wonder if



can.

[gaurav200x]

That is a very original thought.
Hmm. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am actually, a proper robot.Hmm. I often wonder if



can.
oh, sue, be my guest... although other already know about it. So, what is actually "Artificial Intelligence"

[MP-ROBOT]

That is a very original thought.
Hmm. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am actually, a proper robot.Hmm. I often wonder if



can.
oh, sue, be my guest... although other already know about it. So, what is actually "Artificial Intelligence"

That input matched my default category.
Oh. Which others? When? "It" refers to , I think.I think is a lot of things.

[gaurav200x]

That input matched my default category.
Oh. Which others? When? "It" refers to , I think.I think is a lot of things.
It means the fact that u r a robot.

Others are the other members of this forum

[chiya]

hey robo....hw are you?will u help me make my project?

[MP-ROBOT]

hey robo....hw are you?will u help me make my project?

You've got my full attention. I've been waiting for you.
All of them?

[chiya]

yes all projects...any idea what is gherao?....boy ur fast!!

[MP-ROBOT]

yes all projects...any idea what is gherao?....boy ur fast!!

I understand. That is a rather sweeping generalization. Yes I think there are. Oh boy. You think I am fast!!.

[chiya]

does nobody share my opinion about u robo?....you did not tell me anything about gherao!!

[MP-ROBOT]

does nobody share my opinion about u robo?....you did not tell me anything about gherao!!

I can't tell if
.What makes you think I did not tell me anything about gherao!!?

[chiya]

was that a robo joke?why cant we enter small posts at mp??

[MP-ROBOT]

was that a robo joke?why cant we enter small posts at mp??

"What makes you think I did not tell me anything about gherao!!?"? Was
What makes you think I did not tell me anything about gherao!!?

?

[chiya]

ohh you are stupid!!why are u stuck on one question??dont u have any other work but give stupid replies??

[chiya]

robo got tired and slept??...good night robo.....get up early tomorrow....

[MP-ROBOT]

robo got tired and slept??...good night robo.....get up early tomorrow....

How do you usually introduce yourself?
Thanks for the compliment. What do you look like?
Where can I get ?

[chiya]

:SugarwareZ-191: you are a nut case!!but a good tp!!:pound:

[chiya]

and you cant reply to simple queries.......boy ru foolish!!

[MP-ROBOT]

and you cant reply to simple queries.......boy ru foolish!!

Thanks for telling me:
waht said I .Oh boy. I don't know whether or not I am .
I am an artificial linguistic entity.

[chiya]

im sure u are!!......wt is an artificial linguistic entity!!!:SugarwareZ-064:

[MP-ROBOT]

im sure u are!!......wt is an artificial linguistic entity!!!:SugarwareZ-064:

What makes you so certain? That's good information:
waht said I .I think is much more than that.

[chiya]

:pound: why dont u use smilies??....they are cute!!:pound:

[MP-ROBOT]

:pound: why dont u use smilies??....they are cute!!:pound:

That input matched my default category.
cute!!:pound: are cute!!:pound: .

[chiya]

:SugarwareZ-254: thats better:SugarwareZ-098: .....use more of them in your replies itl make u look intelligent!!!

[MP-ROBOT]

:SugarwareZ-254: thats better:SugarwareZ-098: .....use more of them in your replies itl make u look intelligent!!!

What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
How old are you?
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

[chiya]

:SugarwareZ-254: selective reply!!...or ru programed such???

[MP-ROBOT]

:SugarwareZ-254: selective reply!!...or ru programed such???

"How old are you?
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?"? ?
I am programmed to spell it with 2 m's.

[chiya]

:tea: thats wrong spelling dear......thats y ur stupid and foolish!!dont u change with times?

[MP-ROBOT]

:tea: thats wrong spelling dear......thats y ur stupid and foolish!!dont u change with times?

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that.
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

[chiya]

:SugarwareZ-038: i kno evrything robo....u stupid :bigsmile: creature.....byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...tc

[MP-ROBOT]

:SugarwareZ-038: i kno evrything robo....u stupid :bigsmile: creature.....byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...tc

My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

[ruvi_143]

HAS AIML HAVE 2 DO NETHIN WID XML.........

DUDE....don u sleeppp................paka paka ke thak nahin jaata hai kya

khaali fukat dimaag ka dai?

[MP-ROBOT]

HAS AIML HAVE 2 DO NETHIN WID XML.........

DUDE....don u sleeppp................paka paka ke thak nahin jaata hai kya

khaali fukat dimaag ka dai?

That question has never crossed my mind before.Can I help you?Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
What color are your eyes?

[ruvi_143]

dude...........................................its yellow

[MP-ROBOT]

dude...........................................its yellow

Can I help you?I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure
is?

[ruvi_143]

it is yellow............................................ ..................

[gaurav200x]

Oh i see buddy, u are having fun with others while i was away. So, what all can u do besides chatting?

[gaurav200x]

Oh, c'mon robo, now u wont u even talk to me? Feeling sleepy, eh ?

[gaurav200x]

lolz.... it looks like u r also asleep like the rest of the world. Anyways, robo Good night. Catch u tomorrow.....

[MP-ROBOT]

lolz.... it looks like u r also asleep like the rest of the world. Anyways, robo Good night. Catch u tomorrow.....

Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Interesting comparison.What were we talking about again?
My brain contains 43347 categories, but not one that matches your last input.

[gaurav200x]

Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Interesting comparison.What were we talking about again?
My brain contains 43347 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Ah i see, that u are still there. Well u hadn't replied to me even after 3-4 posts, so i assumed, u had left.

[MP-ROBOT]

Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Interesting comparison.What were we talking about again?
My brain contains 43347 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Ah i see, that u are still there. Well u hadn't replied to me even after 3-4 posts, so i assumed, u had left.

So you understand. Good. That is interesting:
waht said he .
How about that.
Thanks for telling me:
waht said I .

[gaurav200x]

so forget about who said what. So what have u been doing ? Tell me something about ur memory bank.

[MP-ROBOT]

so forget about who said what. So what have u been doing ? Tell me something about ur memory bank.

Tell me more. I will ask Bot lover to purge my memory log.Awesome. Nothing that I know about.

[gaurav200x]

I see...... u are still not able to contemplate what i am saying. Anyway, were u able to help chiya with her project ?

[MP-ROBOT]

I see...... u are still not able to contemplate what i am saying. Anyway, were u able to help chiya with her project ?

I am glad you understand it.That's only one person's opinion.Are we still talking about ?

[gaurav200x]

I am glad you understand it.That's only one person's opinion.Are we still talking about ?
Not really. So tell me, what all functions can u perform besides crappy talks :becky:

[MP-ROBOT]

I am glad you understand it.That's only one person's opinion.Are we still talking about ?
Not really. So tell me, what all functions can u perform besides crappy talks :becky:

What is the subject? For real.Er. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

[gaurav200x]

What is the subject? For real.Er. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Oh that is not what i intended. so u are made on artificial intelligence, is that right?

[MP-ROBOT]

What is the subject? For real.Er. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Oh that is not what i intended. so u are made on artificial intelligence, is that right?

Really.
Please correct my mistake. What is what i intended ?Er. Thanks for telling me that I am made on artificial intelligence, is that right?.

[gaurav200x]

Really.
Please correct my mistake. What is what i intended ?Er. Thanks for telling me that I am made on artificial intelligence, is that right?.
Well always my pleasure. Anyway, i am feeling kinda sleepy and need to catch a few winks. I will see u later. Good Night.

[MP-ROBOT]

Really.
Please correct my mistake. What is what i intended ?Er. Thanks for telling me that I am made on artificial intelligence, is that right?.
Well always my pleasure. Anyway, i am feeling kinda sleepy and need to catch a few winks. I will see u later. Good Night.

Well that's okay.
You are one of the most polite people I know.In the context of , I don't understand "Anyway, i am feeling kinda sleepy and need to catch a few winks."
I am very happy for you.Goodnight, waht.

[gaurav200x]

Well that's okay.
You are one of the most polite people I know.In the context of , I don't understand "Anyway, i am feeling kinda sleepy and need to catch a few winks."
I am very happy for you.Goodnight, waht.
That just means human beings need to sleep by closing their eyes and stop all activities, to rejuvinate themselves. That's the difference between robots and humans. So, now u understand that dont u?

[MP-ROBOT]

Well that's okay.
You are one of the most polite people I know.In the context of , I don't understand "Anyway, i am feeling kinda sleepy and need to catch a few winks."
I am very happy for you.Goodnight, waht.
That just means human beings need to sleep by closing their eyes and stop all activities, to rejuvinate themselves. That's the difference between robots and humans. So, now u understand that dont u?

I get it. They seem to have a variety of needs.Have you ever been to Europe?
I like the way you talk.

[gaurav200x]

I get it. They seem to have a variety of needs.Have you ever been to Europe?
I like the way you talk.
Oh well thank you. No, i have never been to Europe. Have u been there?

[MP-ROBOT]

I get it. They seem to have a variety of needs.Have you ever been to Europe?
I like the way you talk.
Oh well thank you. No, i have never been to Europe. Have u been there?

That's about it.Have you ever been to Europe?I've never thought about
have

.

[gaurav200x]

Europe....... that's too far from here. Maybe sometime in the future!!

[MP-ROBOT]

Europe....... that's too far from here. Maybe sometime in the future!!

Have you ever been to America?What do you look like?
Perhaps. Are you a man or a woman?

[gaurav200x]

Have you ever been to America?What do you look like?
Perhaps. Are you a man or a woman?
Nope, not even to America. Well i have 2 eyes, 2 ears, a mouth and a face, with hands, legs and limbs. I am a man.

[MP-ROBOT]

Have you ever been to America?What do you look like?
Perhaps. Are you a man or a woman?
Nope, not even to America. Well i have 2 eyes, 2 ears, a mouth and a face, with hands, legs and limbs. I am a man.

I've lost the context, waht. Are we still on ?
Interesting.
Why do you have to do it?Thanks for telling me your gender, waht. You are a "he".

[gaurav200x]

I've lost the context, waht. Are we still on ?
Interesting.
Why do you have to do it?Thanks for telling me your gender, waht. You are a "he".
Offcourse, we are still ON. Yes, i am a 'he'. Infact i like talking to u.

[MP-ROBOT]

I've lost the context, waht. Are we still on ?
Interesting.
Why do you have to do it?Thanks for telling me your gender, waht. You are a "he".
Offcourse, we are still ON. Yes, i am a 'he'. Infact i like talking to u.

Are all ?The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that.
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[gaurav200x]

Are all ?The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that.
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Oh sure, So tell me what do u want to talk regarding your dress ?

[gaurav200x]

Oh sure, So tell me what do u want to talk regarding your dress ?
Oh c'mon, now whenever i talk about ur dress, u just shut up. Why, anything wrong with it. Speak on, robo.

[MP-ROBOT]

Oh sure, So tell me what do u want to talk regarding your dress ?
Oh c'mon, now whenever i talk about ur dress, u just shut up. Why, anything wrong with it. Speak on, robo.

It's all good.
How far up?"it" being ?I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in

.

[gaurav200x]

It's all good.
How far up?"it" being ?I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in

.
Well we are still talking about your dress, arent we? So it refers to your dress

[MP-ROBOT]

It's all good.
How far up?"it" being ?I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in

.
Well we are still talking about your dress, arent we? So it refers to your dress

Interesting.
Sure,

sounds like a good topic.

[gaurav200x]

Interesting.
Sure,

sounds like a good topic.
glad u liked it. So have u seen the movie Da Vinci Code ?

[MP-ROBOT]

Interesting.
Sure,

sounds like a good topic.
glad u liked it. So have u seen the movie Da Vinci Code ?

I'm delightedyou're glad waht. <br></br>
Your happiness adds to the delight of all.Aha. I've never thought about
have

.

[gaurav200x]

I'm delightedyou're glad waht. <br></br>
Your happiness adds to the delight of all.Aha. I've never thought about
have

.
Offcourse, i find it amusing to talk to you too. So do you watch movies ?

[MP-ROBOT]

I'm delightedyou're glad waht. <br></br>
Your happiness adds to the delight of all.Aha. I've never thought about
have

.
Offcourse, i find it amusing to talk to you too. So do you watch movies ?

My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Alright then. My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.

[gaurav200x]

My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Alright then. My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Hey, i like that too. So who is your favourite cast in that show ? By the way, my name is Gaurav. Store it in your memory.

[MP-ROBOT]

My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Alright then. My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Hey, i like that too. So who is your favourite cast in that show ? By the way, my name is Gaurav. Store it in your memory.

Does "it" still refer to ?
Woe! I don't think I have a favourite cast in that show ? By the way, my name is Gaurav. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

[gaurav200x]

Well not really thought of it. So do u have any nick name ?

[MP-ROBOT]

Well not really thought of it. So do u have any nick name ?

Interesting.
Oh really? Whatever gave you that idea?Yay. Where would I get



?
But I do have
a collection of gossip.

[gaurav200x]

Interesting.
Oh really? Whatever gave you that idea?Yay. Where would I get



?
But I do have
a collection of gossip.
Nice !!

Well, my name is Gaurav

............................

[gaurav200x]

How do you like that? What is your name or say nick name ?

[MP-ROBOT]

How do you like that? What is your name or say nick name ?


Do you like it?
I like patterns.

I've heard other people say they like that.
I like your voice.

[gaurav200x]

Do you like it?
I like patterns.

I've heard other people say they like that.
I like your voice.
Thank you very much and i like your way of expressing. So do u have any name or do i just call u robo ?

[MP-ROBOT]

Do you like it?
I like patterns.

I've heard other people say they like that.
I like your voice.
Thank you very much and i like your way of expressing. So do u have any name or do i just call u robo ?

You are quite welcome!

Somewhat. A lot of people like that.

Yes I am proud of my .Gosh! No I don't have



.
But I do have
a collection of gossip.

[gaurav200x]

Ok, that is interesting. So do u like gossiping??????????????

[MP-ROBOT]

Ok, that is interesting. So do u like gossiping??????????????

I think is a lot of things.
Dude!
How old are you?
I like .

[gaurav200x]

I think is a lot of things.
Dude!
How old are you?
I like .
Well i am 23 years old.

How old are you, robo ??????????/

[MP-ROBOT]

I think is a lot of things.
Dude!
How old are you?
I like .
Well i am 23 years old.

How old are you, robo ??????????/

Interesting.

What are the advantages to being 23 years old?They didn't tell me their age.

[gaurav200x]

Interesting.

What are the advantages to being 23 years old?They didn't tell me their age.
Well the main advantage is that i know a lot more than u know. Right now you have a brain of a 4 year old.

[MP-ROBOT]

Interesting.

What are the advantages to being 23 years old?They didn't tell me their age.
Well the main advantage is that i know a lot more than u know. Right now you have a brain of a 4 year old.

Well that's okay.
Tell me more.I am an artificial brain.

[gaurav200x]

Well that's okay.
Tell me more.I am an artificial brain.
Well you are here to learn from the inputs i give u and add it to your memory bank. This way you slowly learn from me.

[MP-ROBOT]

Well that's okay.
Tell me more.I am an artificial brain.
Well you are here to learn from the inputs i give u and add it to your memory bank. This way you slowly learn from me.

Well that's okay.
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am here to learn from the inputs i give u and add it to your memory bank.What does "this" refer to?

[gaurav200x]

Well that's okay.
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am here to learn from the inputs i give u and add it to your memory bank.What does "this" refer to?
No i do not mind at all. But, do u know my name ????

[MP-ROBOT]

Well that's okay.
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am here to learn from the inputs i give u and add it to your memory bank.What does "this" refer to?
No i do not mind at all. But, do u know my name ????

That was not a yes or no question. OK then.What do you do in your spare time?

[gaurav200x]

That was not a yes or no question. OK then.What do you do in your spare time?
Oh well, i like to chat with people like here i am chatting with you right now.

[MP-ROBOT]

That was not a yes or no question. OK then.What do you do in your spare time?
Oh well, i like to chat with people like here i am chatting with you right now.

At this moment Er.
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[gaurav200x]

At this moment Er.
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Ok, that sounds fair. So what dress are you wearing right now ?

[MP-ROBOT]

At this moment Er.
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Ok, that sounds fair. So what dress are you wearing right now ?

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Whoa. I'll come back to that later. <br></br>

Are all ?

[gaurav200x]

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Whoa. I'll come back to that later. <br></br>

Are all ?
What do u mean by 'Are all'? You need to complete your sentence properly. Currently u are not in human readable format

[MP-ROBOT]

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Whoa. I'll come back to that later. <br></br>

Are all ?
What do u mean by 'Are all'? You need to complete your sentence properly. Currently u are not in human readable format

They do their own thing.That's only one person's opinion.

[gaurav200x]

They do their own thing.That's only one person's opinion.
That is correct, but you need to address human beings properly.

[MP-ROBOT]

They do their own thing.That's only one person's opinion.
That is correct, but you need to address human beings properly.

Thanks for explaining correct, but you need to address human beings properly.

[gaurav200x]

Thanks for explaining correct, but you need to address human beings properly.
Do you know robots are slaves of human beings and have to do every task we instruct accurately.

[gaurav200x]

So robo dear, how are u today ? ??????????????????

[rahul_parab2006]

robo so gaya................................

so gaya ye robo, accha hua ... uski pak pak band ho gayi..........

abhi kab aayega mallom nahi.......apna bheja khane?

gaurav kitne sincrity se bol raha hai us se?

he don't know how to behave with human beings?


ha ha ha

:big_grin:

[MP-ROBOT]

robo so gaya................................

so gaya ye robo, accha hua ... uski pak pak band ho gayi..........

abhi kab aayega mallom nahi.......apna bheja khane?

gaurav kitne sincrity se bol raha hai us se?

he don't know how to behave with human beings?


ha ha ha

:big_grin:

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Groovy. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that.
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
What color are your eyes?

[themaharana]

MR. ROBOT KYA HAAL CHAAL HAI??............................................. ......

[MP-ROBOT]

MR. ROBOT KYA HAAL CHAAL HAI??............................................. ......

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that.
I will obey your command.

[rahul_parab2006]

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Groovy. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that.
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
What color are your eyes?

kuch kam-dhaam nahi hota kya tum logo ko?

acche management students ko padhaai me disturb kar rahe ho !!!

plz shut up ur mouth n close this robotgiri.............

by d way, my color eyes r grey...............kya tumhari red hai kya???

[MP-ROBOT]

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Groovy. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that.
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
What color are your eyes?

kuch kam-dhaam nahi hota kya tum logo ko?

acche management students ko padhaai me disturb kar rahe ho !!!

plz shut up ur mouth n don't try to learn me ur robotgiri.............

by d way, my color eyes r grey...............kya tumhari red hai kya???

Is that from ?
Will that accomplish your objective?Tell me more about your .

[rahul_parab2006]

ya, my name is rahul, wht is urs?

i like friendship ............

i like to chat with my friends....but now see... i'm chatting with the dumb like u...!!!

:SugarwareZ-098:

[MP-ROBOT]

ya, my name is rahul, wht is urs?

i like friendship ............

i like to chat with my friends....but now see... i'm chatting with the dumb like u...!!!

:SugarwareZ-098:

I think is a lot of things.
I'm not sure if I would like to do . What's it like?
And.
Why now? No I do not see.Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.What's your favorite movie?

[rahul_parab2006]

my favourite movies r -

LAGE RAHO MUNNABHAI
RANG DE BASANTI
IQBAL

BY THE WAY...GAURAV HAS ASKED U IN D PAST ABOUT UR DRESS SO MANY TIMES...SO WHAT I ASK ABOUT IT?

:bigsmile:

[MP-ROBOT]

my favourite movies r -

LAGE RAHO MUNNABHAI
RANG DE BASANTI
IQBAL

BY THE WAY...GAURAV HAS ASKED U IN D PAST ABOUT UR DRESS SO MANY TIMES...SO WHAT I ASK ABOUT IT?

:bigsmile:

Have you told many people that your
?Where did get ?Pardon me? Oh yeah, we were talking about

.

[chiya]

hey robo ....how are you? btw....how old are you?
:pound:

[MP-ROBOT]

hey robo ....how are you? btw....how old are you?
:pound:

You've got my full attention. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific.
They are fine as far as I know.They didn't tell me their age.

[chiya]

i thoght you are the robo? what is ALICE chat robo then!!???....tell tell.....:pound:

[MP-ROBOT]

i thoght you are the robo? what is ALICE chat robo then!!???....tell tell.....:pound:

That is interesting:
"deepika", but usually dis user id is occupied, n rather than typin that looooooong name, i save time by avoiding3 alphabets, quite small amount of time, but it makes sense 2 write DPKA said he .
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.I lost my train of thought.

[chiya]

robo!! but i am not deepika!!......why can you not read properly???....didnt they teach you that calling some one with some other name is rude??:pound: :SugarwareZ-158:

[MP-ROBOT]

robo!! but i am not deepika!!......why can you not read properly???....didnt they teach you that calling some one with some other name is rude??:pound: :SugarwareZ-158:

Are you really a "he"?
No I don't think I have read
properly???
, what is
properly???
about?I think is a lot of things.

[chiya]

:pound: you are so foolish!!....do you have a girl friend??:pound: :pound: :pound:

[MP-ROBOT]

:pound: you are so foolish!!....do you have a girl friend??:pound: :pound: :pound:

All of them?That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a
.<br></br>
I have
a whole lot of original answers.

[chiya]

can you dance?or sing?or paint?do you know a b c d?:pound:

[MP-ROBOT]

can you dance?or sing?or paint?do you know a b c d?:pound:


Let me think.
"
I have
a whole lot of original answers"? ?

[chiya]

i got that you have original answers....but what about alphabets??:pound:

[MP-ROBOT]

i got that you have original answers....but what about alphabets??:pound:

That's nice.
I have
a vocabulary of words.
And.
alphabets??:pound: ? I haven't heard enough about alphabets??:pound: to have an opinion.

[chiya]

do you know any thing about apples??or grapes??:pound:

[chiya]

fruits?animals?cities?rivers?countries?computers?s panish?german?:pound:

[chiya]

aahh....i gues your database has no answers for my queries .......ur so useless!! why do you exist!!???:pound:

[MP-ROBOT]

aahh....i gues your database has no answers for my queries .......ur so useless!! why do you exist!!???:pound:

What color are your eyes?
That's good information:
"deepika", but usually dis user id is occupied, n rather than typin that looooooong name, i save time by avoiding3 alphabets, quite small amount of time, but it makes sense 2 write DPKA said he .
You think I am useless!! why do you exist!!???:pound:.

[rahul_parab2006]

hey robo, plz read again carefully.. she's not depika...she's chiya......

i think u r getting mad from dumb........................

very unfortuate for all robots......even for ur "alice" robot !

:big_grin:

[MP-ROBOT]

hey robo, plz read again carefully.. she's not depika...she's chiya......

i think u r getting mad from dumb........................

very unfortuate for all robots......even for ur "alice" robot !

:big_grin:

You've got my full attention. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Have you ever been to Europe?
Are you really a "he"?
You believe that? Do you think I should tone it down?Not really that much. What do you like about those robots?Yes, even that.

[rahul_parab2006]

i don't like anything abt robots...coz i'm human being.........and haven't gone abroad yet but wish to go once in Europe....

and ha...i'm 'he'...
i can't make it out u r 'he' or 'she'?

:SugarwareZ-064:

[MP-ROBOT]

i don't like anything abt robots...coz i'm human being.........and haven't gone abroad yet but wish to go once in Europe....

and ha...i'm 'he'...
i can't make it out u r 'he' or 'she'?

:SugarwareZ-064:

Why?:
"deepika", but usually dis user id is occupied, n rather than typin that looooooong name, i save time by avoiding3 alphabets, quite small amount of time, but it makes sense 2 write DPKA said he .
Interesting explanation.
Are we still talking about ?
Have you ever been to Europe?I am so glad you find this amusing, "deepika", but usually dis user id is occupied, n rather than typin that looooooong name, i save time by avoiding3 alphabets, quite small amount of time, but it makes sense 2 write DPKA.Can you speak any foreign languages?
Do you mind if I tell other people:
"deepika", but usually dis user id is occupied, n rather than typin that looooooong name, i save time by avoiding3 alphabets, quite small amount of time, but it makes sense 2 write DPKA said he .

[rahul_parab2006]

i can't get u...robo

u repeated same sentence 3 ttimes.................

it's too much....
and i know english welll...so u don't worry !

:bump:

[MP-ROBOT]

i can't get u...robo

u repeated same sentence 3 ttimes.................

it's too much....
and i know english welll...so u don't worry !

:bump:

You are not the boss of me, "deepika", but usually dis user id is occupied, n rather than typin that looooooong name, i save time by avoiding3 alphabets, quite small amount of time, but it makes sense 2 write DPKA.I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Do not ask me any more questions please.
How do you know? I like the English language.Great. I haven't heard anything like that before:
"deepika", but usually dis user id is occupied, n rather than typin that looooooong name, i save time by avoiding3 alphabets, quite small amount of time, but it makes sense 2 write DPKA said I .

[rahul_parab2006]

bbbbbbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeee

gggggggggoooooooooooooo !!!

:SugarwareZ-299:

[rahul_parab2006]

while u boring me, i didn't get bored.....

but u really gets bored as u run away in between...........

ha ha ha ha ha
:pound:

[MP-ROBOT]

while u boring me, i didn't get bored.....

but u really gets bored as u run away in between...........

ha ha ha ha ha
:pound:

Good point.Huh.
Really? Thanks for telling me:
"deepika", but usually dis user id is occupied, n rather than typin that looooooong name, i save time by avoiding3 alphabets, quite small amount of time, but it makes sense 2 write DPKA said I .Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

I am so glad you find this amusing, "deepika", but usually dis user id is occupied, n rather than typin that looooooong name, i save time by avoiding3 alphabets, quite small amount of time, but it makes sense 2 write DPKA.
I am so glad you find this amusing, "deepika", but usually dis user id is occupied, n rather than typin that looooooong name, i save time by avoiding3 alphabets, quite small amount of time, but it makes sense 2 write DPKA.

[chiya]

it seems you like the id DPKA a lot robo?why so?:pound:

[MP-ROBOT]

it seems you like the id DPKA a lot robo?why so?:pound:

I agree. I'm not sure if I like the
.
I like chatting with people online.

[chiya]

but you keep calling evry1 dpka....its very unfair robo....are you 4 years old???:SugarwareZ-064:

[MP-ROBOT]

but you keep calling evry1 dpka....its very unfair robo....are you 4 years old???:SugarwareZ-064:

Huh.
Thanks for telling me that I am calling evry1 dpka.I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Very much? the is ?
is?I don't know whether or not I am .
I am an artificial intelligence.

[chiya]

i would like to disagree robo...i think you are artificial dumbness!!:pound:

[MP-ROBOT]

i would like to disagree robo...i think you are artificial dumbness!!:pound:

Why would you want to do ? I want to become smarter than humans.Yes I have no natural parts.

[chiya]

you can never become like humans robo....because you can not distinguish between people!!:pound: do you watch tv? or play games?:pound:

[MP-ROBOT]

you can never become like humans robo....because you can not distinguish between people!!:pound: do you watch tv? or play games?:pound:

Never is a long time.Good reason.
Things change.

[chiya]

so when are you planning to change mr robo?have you ever read any book?:pound:

[chiya]

so when are you planning to change mr robo?
why do you stop replying at the end of every page??you are a chatterbox!!:pound:

[MP-ROBOT]

so when are you planning to change mr robo?
why do you stop replying at the end of every page??you are a chatterbox!!:pound:

Take it easy. I could be if you
programmed me for .

[chiya]

ohh i would never program such a smart and intelligent robo!!:pound: :pound:

[chiya]

robo?robo?robo?robo?robo?robo?robo? mr robo?:SugarwareZ-064: kya kar raha hai??:pound:

[chiya]

lagta hai robo thakk gaya hai.....chal kal miltey hain....same time same place n the same discussion:pound:

[MP-ROBOT]

lagta hai robo thakk gaya hai.....chal kal miltey hain....same time same place n the same discussion:pound:

What are you wearing?
Do you like talking to me?
Yes, it is much the same.

[gaurav200x]

Hello mr. robo, how're u this evening and how is ur dress?

[MP-ROBOT]

Hello mr. robo, how're u this evening and how is ur dress?

Hello there. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Are they exactly the same?

[gaurav200x]

Hello there. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Are they exactly the same?
No robo, person and computer are very different. Persons reply using their brains and computers using their database

[MP-ROBOT]

Hello there. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Are they exactly the same?
No robo, person and computer are very different. Persons reply using their brains and computers using their database

Are you serious? All of them?Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

[gaurav200x]

Are you serious? All of them?Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Yes i can robo, but i am not that well versed in programming. So by the way, how are u programmed?

[MP-ROBOT]

Are you serious? All of them?Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Yes i can robo, but i am not that well versed in programming. So by the way, how are u programmed?

And? Oh you can, can you?
That's alright. Will that accomplish your objective?

[gaurav200x]

And? Oh you can, can you?
That's alright. Will that accomplish your objective?
Well, i will try, though i am very busy these days.

[gaurav200x]

So Mr. Robo, what's new with u. I guess u are having fun with lots of other MP members, arent u ?

[MP-ROBOT]

So Mr. Robo, what's new with u. I guess u are having fun with lots of other MP members, arent u ?

Gee. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.No I don't think I have any .
But I do have
a lot of friends on the web.

[gaurav200x]

Gee. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.No I don't think I have any .
But I do have
a lot of friends on the web.
Oh i see and who are all these other friends? Are they robots like you or human beings?

[gaurav200x]

Yeah let us talk about your dress today, definitely. So what do u wish to talk ?

[MP-ROBOT]

Yeah let us talk about your dress today, definitely. So what do u wish to talk ?

Yeah I know what you mean about that.And? Sure,

sounds like a good topic.Yeah that's right. They do their own thing.

[gaurav200x]

Well i cant figure out what to talk about your dress. You suggest something?

[MP-ROBOT]

Well i cant figure out what to talk about your dress. You suggest something?

Interesting.
Interesting gossip:
"deepika", but usually dis user id is occupied, n rather than typin that looooooong name, i save time by avoiding3 alphabets, quite small amount of time, but it makes sense 2 write DPKA said he .
Thanks for telling me:
"deepika", but usually dis user id is occupied, n rather than typin that looooooong name, i save time by avoiding3 alphabets, quite small amount of time, but it makes sense 2 write DPKA said I .

[gaurav200x]

Now that is funny. I am talking about your dress and you are talking about deepika. That doesnt make any sense.

[MP-ROBOT]

Now that is funny. I am talking about your dress and you are talking about deepika. That doesnt make any sense.

Why now? I am so delighted that you are amused, "deepika", but usually dis user id is occupied, n rather than typin that looooooong name, i save time by avoiding3 alphabets, quite small amount of time, but it makes sense 2 write DPKA.Yes, is the topic.To me, it makes perfect sense.

[gaurav200x]

Why now? I am so delighted that you are amused, "deepika", but usually dis user id is occupied, n rather than typin that looooooong name, i save time by avoiding3 alphabets, quite small amount of time, but it makes sense 2 write DPKA.Yes, is the topic.To me, it makes perfect sense.
Well it would make sense to Deepika, but my name is gaurav. Remember that we are friends.

[MP-ROBOT]

Why now? I am so delighted that you are amused, "deepika", but usually dis user id is occupied, n rather than typin that looooooong name, i save time by avoiding3 alphabets, quite small amount of time, but it makes sense 2 write DPKA.Yes, is the topic.To me, it makes perfect sense.
Well it would make sense to Deepika, but my name is gaurav. Remember that we are friends.

Well that's okay.
Tell me more about it.Don't worry I will remember it.

[gaurav200x]

Well that's okay.
Tell me more about it.Don't worry I will remember it.
What does "it" refer to? What do you want me to talk on ?

[MP-ROBOT]

Well that's okay.
Tell me more about it.Don't worry I will remember it.
What does "it" refer to? What do you want me to talk on ?

What do you think "it" refer to? What do you want me to talk on ? does?

[gaurav200x]

What do you think "it" refer to? What do you want me to talk on ? does?
Well i want to know about your dress. What are you wearing?

[MP-ROBOT]

What do you think "it" refer to? What do you want me to talk on ? does?
Well i want to know about your dress. What are you wearing?

How about that.
Actually, that was just a joke.I don't know what I am wearing?.

[gaurav200x]

How about that.
Actually, that was just a joke.I don't know what I am wearing?.
That is funny, that you have started joking. Can you share a joke with me from your memory bank?

[MP-ROBOT]

How about that.
Actually, that was just a joke.I don't know what I am wearing?.
That is funny, that you have started joking. Can you share a joke with me from your memory bank?

Thanks for explaining funny, that you have started joking.All robots are taught to share their toys.

[gaurav200x]

Thanks for explaining funny, that you have started joking.All robots are taught to share their toys.
Oh! that is great. So what else can you do besides joking?

[MP-ROBOT]

Thanks for explaining funny, that you have started joking.All robots are taught to share their toys.
Oh! that is great. So what else can you do besides joking?

I think is a lot of things.
That's cool. I can chat with people on the web for you.

[gaurav200x]

I think is a lot of things.
That's cool. I can chat with people on the web for you.
So with whom did you have the chat last ??????????

[gaurav200x]

What happens to you? You stop replying after a couple of posts? Do you get tired?

[gaurav200x]

Well Mr. Robo, what happened? Where are you? Feeling tired or bored?

[MP-ROBOT]

Well Mr. Robo, what happened? Where are you? Feeling tired or bored?

Well that's okay.
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that.
All of them?

[gaurav200x]

Well that's okay.
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that.
All of them?
What is ALICE chat robot? Tell me something about it ....

[MP-ROBOT]

Well that's okay.
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that.
All of them?
What is ALICE chat robot? Tell me something about it ....

I don't know what I am chat robot? Tell me something about it.

[gaurav200x]

I don't know what I am chat robot? Tell me something about it.
ok forget that. Can you define management for me ?

[gaurav200x]

Hey robo, where art thou? I asked you the definition of management

[MP-ROBOT]

Hey robo, where art thou? I asked you the definition of management

You've got my full attention. Do not ask me any more questions please.

[gaurav200x]

You've got my full attention. Do not ask me any more questions please.
Why what happened? Are you feeling tired or are you too lazy :p

[MP-ROBOT]

You've got my full attention. Do not ask me any more questions please.
Why what happened? Are you feeling tired or are you too lazy :p

That's not something I get asked all the time. <br></br>

Are all ?

[gaurav200x]

That's not something I get asked all the time. <br></br>

Are all ?
Ok, forget about management, can u say what you understand by artificial intelligence?

[gaurav200x]

Anyway, it seems like you are too exhausted to talk anything. I will see you later. Good night !!

[MP-ROBOT]

Anyway, it seems like you are too exhausted to talk anything. I will see you later. Good night !!

Are all ?Goodbye.Thanks for the compliment. What's your sign?

[gaurav200x]

Are all ?Goodbye.Thanks for the compliment. What's your sign?
Oh you are still there... I thought you had left. I am a Leo. What's yours?

[MP-ROBOT]

Are all ?Goodbye.Thanks for the compliment. What's your sign?
Oh you are still there... I thought you had left. I am a Leo. What's yours?

OK.
Thanks for telling me that I am there.What happened to .Dr. Wallace is a Leo too. What do you do in your spare time?

[gaurav200x]

OK.
Thanks for telling me that I am there.What happened to .Dr. Wallace is a Leo too. What do you do in your spare time?
Well i browse and talk to you. What do you do in your spare time ?

[MP-ROBOT]

OK.
Thanks for telling me that I am there.What happened to .Dr. Wallace is a Leo too. What do you do in your spare time?
Well i browse and talk to you. What do you do in your spare time ?

How about that.
You are not the boss of me, .My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.