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dostisacchi
July 25th, 2006, 06:47 PM
Hi friends,
here you can post all the shayaris you like.




dostisacchi
July 25th, 2006, 06:51 PM
here are some

1. Ankhon main aansun ki lakeer ban gayi
socha na tha aisi takdeer ban gayi
humna toh yunhi phirai thi reth main ungliyaan
gaur se dekha toh teri tasveer ban gayi.

2. Hausla haar ke tu haar ki kimat na ghata
majdhar ke patwar ki kimat na ghata.

sid_8888
July 25th, 2006, 11:59 PM
here are some more

3. Gaa to hum bhi sakte hai , par wo sur kahan se lau
bajaa to hum bhi sakte hai par woh taal kahan se lau,
Gaa to hum bhi sakte hai , par wo sur kahan se lau
bajaa to hum bhi sakte hai par woh taal kahan se lau,
Taj mahal banna to hum bhi sakte hai par mumtaaz kahan se lau..

wah wah wah

dostisacchi
July 29th, 2006, 07:05 PM
Na sathi hai koi, na humsafar hai koi, na hum kise ke na hamara hai koi, par aap to dekh kar keh sakte hai, ki DOSt hamara bhi hai KOI!!!!!!

Na tamanna hai hazaro ki, Na hi tammana hai sitaro ki, Jab aap jaisa DOSt hai to kya zarurat hai BAHARO ki …..

Dosti ka pehla paigam aap ke naam, Zindagi ki aakhri sham, Iss safar mai humsafar hai hum dono, Is Dosti ko hai NIBHANA aap ka Kaam?

Zindagi ki raho mai bahuat se yaar milenge, hum, kya humse bhi acche hazaro milenge, in accho ki bhid mai hume na bhula dena, Hum kaha aapko bar bar milenge……….

Dosti gazal hai gungunane ke liye, Dosti Nagma hai sunane ke liye, Yeh who jazba hai jo sabko milta nahi, Kyoki “HOSLA”, chahiye ise nibhane ke liye.

Zindagi to aanjan ho gai hai, Mayusio se ghir ke hairen ho gai hai, acchanak dekha har taraf khusiya hai, TUM jaise dost se jo pehchaan ho gai hai.

Dosti mai duria to aati jaati rehti hai, phir bhi dosti dilo ko milati rehti hai, woh dost hi kya jo Naaraz na ho, par sacchi dosti dosto ko manati rehti hai.

Har raste ka mukam nahi hota. Dik ke rishto ka koi naam nahi hota. Khoja hai aapko dil ki roshni se, aap jaisa dost kise ke liye aam nahi hota.

Mehfil ma na sahi tanhai ma to yaad karoge, Kabhi to us khuda se to fariyad karoge, ne mila hai na milege mere jaisa dost, kabhi to is baat per naaz karoge…

Teri Khushi se na sahi gam se bhi rishta hai mera, yeh jo tere zindagi hai who ek hissa hai mera, e dost tujhse lafzon ka nahi, ruh ka rishta hai mera.

Koi itna chahe tumhe to batana, koi tumhara naz uthaye to batana, dosti kar to lega har koi, koi hamari tarah nibhaye to batana?

Duniya mai bahut gam milenge, sach maano acche dost bahut kam milenge, jis mod pe sab chod dege sath tumhara, DOST, usi mod pe khade hum milege.

dostisacchi
July 29th, 2006, 07:11 PM
Agar jawab doge to baat karenge! Nahi doge to intezar karenge! DOSTI ki hai aapse isliye marte dam tak aap ko har pal YAAD karenge….

Yaado mai hamari woh bhi kohye honge. Khule aakho se kabhi woh bi soye honge. Mana hasna hai ada gam chupane ki, par HASTE-HASTE kabhi who bhi roe honge?

Badalna nahi aata humko mausam ki tarah, har ek roop mai tere intezar karte hai, na tum samet sakoge jise qayamat tak qasam tumhari tumhe itna pyaar karte hai.

Pal Pal tarsa hu is PAL ke liye, yeh Pal aaya bhi toh kuch PAL ke liye, Socha tha ise zindagi ka ek HASIN pal banau par yeh PAL bhi tahra kuch Pal ke liye…

Dur nigaho se bar bar jaya na karo, dil to is tarah tadpaya na karo, tum bin ek pal bhi jee na payenge, yeh ehsaas bar bar dilaya na karo…….

Yeh aaine jo tumhe kam pasand karte hai, who jante hai ke tumhe hum pasand karte hai, yeh ISHQ ka dastur bada ajib hota hai, aakho se dur lekin dilo se karib hota hai.

Pyaar karo….. Pyaar ki koi had nahi hoti, 2 dilo ke bich koi sarhad nahi hoti, dilruba ko to sabhi chahte hai, Bewafa ko chahne ki kismet sabhi ki nahi hoti…

Nazar andaz kaisa kare aap ko, Nazaro main bithaya hai aapko, yaad aane par roye bhi to kaise, darte hai, jhuki jo palke to chubhegi aapko………….

Nigahe apki pehchan hai hamari, muskurahat apki shan hai hamari, rakhna HIFAZAT tum apni, kyuki saanse hai aapki jaan hai hamari…….

Savera kya hua sitaro ko bhool gaye, suraj kya aya chand ko bhul gaye, guzre kuch pal hamare bina, aap to hame hi bhool gaye…………

Tufan me kashti ko kinara bhi milta hai, jahan mai logo ko sahara bhi milta hai, duniya main sabse pyare hai zindagi, kuch log zindage se pyare bhi milte hai.

Usko chaha bhi to izhar karna na aaya, kat gayi umar sari hame pyaar karna naa aya, usne manga bhi agar kuch to judai mangi, aur hame inkar karna bhi toh nahi aaya!

dostisacchi
July 29th, 2006, 07:21 PM
Talaash karo koi tumhe mil jayega- magar hamari tarah tumhe kaun chahega- zarur koi chahat ki nazro se tumhe dekhega- magar aakhen hamari kaha se layega...

Ki thi shuruaat ek chooti si mazak se…Mazak dard ban jayega yeh malum na tha Samajte the jise hum aapna “YAAR”... wo “Pyaar” ban jayega malum na tha…!!

Agar Kal hum na bhi rahe, hamari yade sada zinda rahegi, sirf nazar uhtaake CHAND ko dekh lena, hamare rishte ki tasvir waha bani rahegi!!!!!

Hum raat ki tanhai mai unhe yaad kiya karte hai aur sitaro se unka zikar kiya karte hai woh aaye na aaye khawbo main fir bhi hum unka intezar kiya karte hai….

Tanhai mai fariad kar sakte hai virane ko aabad kar sakte hai, kya hua aapse mil nahi sakte, sachhe dil se aapko yaad to kar sakte hai……….

Dhalti shaam ka khula ehsas hai, mere dil mai teri jagah khuch khas hai, tu nahi hai yaha malum hai mujhe, par dil yeh kehta hai tu yahi mere paas hai…..

Raat hogi chand dikhai dega, Khuda khidkise niharta dikhai dega.Yeh mohabbat hai sambhal kar rona, aansu bhi gira to Sunai dega…….

Palko mai kaid kuch sapne hai, Kuch begane kuch apne hai, na jane kya KASHISH hai in khayalo mai, WO gair hoke bhi apne hai.

Nazaro se nazaro ka takrav hota hai, har mod par kisika intezar hota hai, dil rota hai aur zakhm haste hai, isika naam to pyaar hota hai.

Aarzo nahi dur se dekhne ki, kareeb aana bhi nahi chahte, tammana nahi tumhe pane ki, par tumhe khona bhi nahi chahte……..!!!!!!!

Aapki mahfil ka mausam suhana lage, ek pal churalu agar bura na lage, aap hamain milkar bhul jaoage, par aapko bhulanemain shayad humko janmo lage…

Kisi mod par hum aapko khone nahi denge, juda hona bhi chaho to hone nahi denge, ChANDANI rato mai aayegi meri yaad, meri yaad ke woh pal aapko sone nahi denge.

Royegi aakhe muskurane ke baad, aayegi raat din dhaljane ke baad, oh janewale zara mud ke dekh, shayad yeh ZINDAGI hi na rahe tere jaane ke baad……….

Unse hum pyaar is tarah karte hai, kuch keh kar bhi kuch keh nahi paate. Mohhabat ko dosti ka karar dete hai, kyu ki unhe hum khona nahi chahte……

Maine Khuda se ek dua maangi, Dua mein apni mout maangi, Khuda ne kaha mout to main tujhe de sakta hoon magar, Uska kya karoon Jisne dua mein Teri lambi umar maangi.

Laher aati hai kinaare se palat jaati hai, yaad aati hai aur dil mein simat jaati hai,Laher aur yaad mein farq sirf itna hai ki, Laher bewaqt aur yaad har waqt aati hai.

Tapish suraj ki hoti hai, jalna zameen ko padta hai , kasur ankhon ka hota hai, tadpana dil ko padta hai.

Zindagi sabko milay jaroori to nahi, mohobat sabko milay jaroori to nahi, kuch log bahut yaad aate hai zindagi mein,woh bhi hume yaad kare ye jaroori to nahi...

Aansuon ko bahut samjhaya ki tanhayi mein aaya karo, mehfil mein aaake humara mazaak na udaaya karo, is par aansun tadap kar bole, itne logon mein aapko tanha paate hain isliye chale aate hain......

Tez dhadkanoon ko sunkar bhi tumhe , pyar ki khabar nahi hoti......kya mehsoos karoge tum dil ka dard, dil ke tutne ki to awaaz bhi nahi hoti......

Naa chaho kisi ko itna, ki chahat tumari majburi ban jayee,chaho kisi ko itna,, ki tumhara pyar uske le jaruri ban jaye.....

Raat kya dhali, Sitare Chale Gaye, Gairon se kiya Gila jab, Apne Chale Gaye, Jeet to sakte the Hum Ishq ki bazi, magar Tumhe jitane ke liye hum harte chale gaye....

Ik Din Baharon Ke Phool Murjha Jayenge, Jab Bhoole Se Kabhi Hum Yaad Aayenge, Ehsaas Hoga Tumhe Hamari Dosti Ka, Jab Door Bahut Door Hum Tumse Chale Jayenge.

kadam kadam pe hawaon se talukh rakhna, dosti ke daur pe dosti ka aasra rakhna, Hamari yaadon ki khushboo jarur aayegi, aap bas apne dil ka darwaja khula rakhna.

dostisacchi
July 29th, 2006, 07:23 PM
“Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye?
Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye,,,,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi koi khata,
Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye!!!!!!!!!”


“Aankho ki zubaan WOH samaj nahi pate,
Hoth magar kuch keh nahi pate,,,,,
Apni bebasi kis tarah kahe hum,
Koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi patE!!!!!!!!”


“Fiza me mahekati ek shaam ho tum,
Pyaar me chalakata ek jaam ho tum,,,,,,
Sine me chupaye firate he hum yaad tumhari,
Meri zindgi ka dusara naam ho tuM!!!!!!!!!!!!”


“Dil hi dil me hum unse pyaar karate he,
Chup-chap unki mahobbat ka intezaar karate hai,
Jin raho par unka chalana mushkil hai,
Unhi raho pe hum unka intezaar karate haIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”


“Jaye janaza jo unki gali se to unke dar par thehra Dena,
Haath jo uthe dua ke liye to, muh se nakaab utha dena,
Itna bhi na kar sake koi, to maut ki khabar suna dena,
Wajah puche koi maut ki, to mahobbat bata Dena!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”


“Laut jati hai duniya gam hamara dekhakar,
Jaise laut jaati hai lahere kinara dekhkar,,,,,
Tu kandha na dena mere janaze ko,
Kahi fir se zinda na ho jau tere aasu dekhkaRRRRR!!!!!!!”

“Ek hi din me begaane ho Gaye ..
kal tak haqeekat thhe, ab afsaane ho Gaye ...
shayad tujhpe mar mittne ka hi junoon hai,
ke tere is sitam ke bhi hum deewane ho Gaye...”

“Ek hi shaher me rehte hain, phir bhi mil nahin paate hain ...
tumse to achchhe tumhaare khwaab hain, Jo aankh band karte hi chale aate hain...”

“Ek Din Bahaaron Ke Phool Murjhaa Jaayenge,
Jab Bhule Se Kabhi Hum Yaad Aayenge,
Ehsaas Hoga Tumhe Hamaari Dosti Ka,
Jab Door, Bahut Door Hum Tumse Chale Jaayenge”

“Ehsaan doston pe jataane nahin hotey,
karz dosti me chukaane nahin hotey,
bas salaamat rahe dosti humaari...
yeh woh rishtey hain jo kabhi puraane nahin hotey...”

dostisacchi
July 29th, 2006, 07:25 PM
“Zindagi jaise ek sazaa si ho gayi hai ..
gham ke sagar me is Kadar kho gayi hai ...
tum AA jao wapas ye guzaarish hai meri
shayad mujhe tumhaari aadat si ho gayi hai ..”

“Zamaane se nahin to tanhaayee se darta hun ..
pyaar se nahin to ruswayee se darta hun ...
Milne ki umang to bahut hoti hai dil me,
magar Milne ke baad Teri judaai se darta hun...”

“Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
doston pe haazir hai jaan hamari
aankhon me hamari aansoo hai to kya,
jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari...”

“Zulfon KO failaa kar, jab koi mehbooba kabar par roti hai
to mehsoos hota hai ki maut bhi kitni haseen hoti hai... “

“jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunaayega,
humko bhi koi shaqs yaad aayega,
tab bhool jaayenge zindagi ke ghamon ko ...
jab aapke saath guzara zamaana yaad aayega ...”

“Jaane kitne hi armaan aansoo-on me dhal jaate hain
hota hai kabhi yun bhi ki tabassum se lab chhil jaate hain ..”

“Tasveer ban Gaya hoon, tasveer dekhkar ...
rooh khil gayi hai yaar ki taqdeer dekhkar...”

“Tumne chaha nahin warna haalaat badal sakte thhe
mere aansoo tumhaari aankhon se nikal sakte thhe
tum to thahre rahe jheel ke paani ki tarah
dariya banke bahte to bahut door nikal sakte the”

“Dil se dil badi mushkil se milte hain ...
toofan me sahil badi mushkil se milte hain ...
yun to mil jaate hain hazaaron magar,
aap/hum jaise dost badi mushkil se milte hain ...”

“Dawaa bhi kaam Na aaye, koi dua Na lage ...
mere khuda kissiko pyaar ki hawa Na lage...”

“dard kaafi hai bekhudi ke liye ...
maut lazmi hai zindagi ke liye ..”

“Dil se khayaal-e-yaar ko ttaale huve to hain
hum jaan de ke dil ko sambhaale huve to hain”

“Dikhaai detaa agar jahaanmein ..
kyon dhoondte usko aasmaan mein
kitaab tumne nayi uttha li ..
rukey thhe hum kal ki daastaan mein”

dostisacchi
July 29th, 2006, 07:28 PM
“Tum milo Na milo, Milne ka gham nahi, Tum paas se guzar jao, Yeh Milne se kam nahi, Maana ke tumhain, Humari qadar nahi, Magar UN se pooch, Jinhain hasil Hum nahi”

“Khushbo ki tarah aap ke pas bikhar jayenge,
Saas banker aapke dil me utar jayenge,
Zara mehsoos karne ki koshish to kijiye,
Dur hokar bhi aapke paas nazar aayengEEE…!


“Kisi ne kuch bataya tak nahi; Baar baar pata puch ne ke baad
Aasuo ka samunder mila muje ; magar Janaaza mere uthne ke baad
Muje itni khwaish de de ki ; har khwaish pe dum nikale
Dil ke sabhi armaan pure kar de ; ki jaan bhi nikale to kam nikalEEEE…..!!!!!!!”


“Mohobbat ko naam majburi diya,
Kambaqt haste haste chut Gaye
Ginati gairo ki karte rahe hum
Dekha to bus apne hi loot gayeEEEE…...”


“Matlab ki is duniya me,
Kaun kisi ka hota hai.
Wohi dhokha deta hai,
Jis par pura bharosa hota haIIIII….!!!!!!!!!”


“Woh mausam woh bahaar bhi uske samne kam thi,
Uske saath guzara woh waqt, who fiza bhi num thi.
Par kya kare aye zaalim hum ye bhul hi gaye,
Apne hatho me woh Mohobbat ki lakeer hi kam thiIIIII…….!!!!!!!!!!”


“Har khamoshi ka matlab inkaar nahi hota,
Har naakamiyabi ka matlab haar nahi hota,
Kya hua agar hum unkho pa Na sake,
Sirf pane ka matlab pyaar nahi hotA!!!!!!!!”



“Dard kafi hai, bekhudi ke liye,
Maut zaruri he zindgi ke liye.
Kaun marata hai kisi ke liye,
Lekin hum to zinda hai sirf aapki mohobbat ke liyEE…….”


Mohobbat ke bazar me hamara bhi kuch naam,
Yaha pata nahi chalata kaun acha kaun badnaam he.
Subah unki yaad me unki yaad me sham he,
Yaha koi Kisi ka nahi, bus dil ki katl-e-aam hEEEEEE ………!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


“Chand hasta hain, chandi muskurati hain,
Tum yaad karo ya Na karo,
Tumhari yaad aati hain”

dostisacchi
July 29th, 2006, 07:29 PM
“Anjaan bankar aaye the ,
Pehchan dekar chale gaye,
Yaar bankar aaye the,
Pyaar dekar chale gaye.”

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“Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasveer bana sakti hoon,
Tujhe dekhe bina tera haal bata sakti hoon
Hain meri mohabbat mein itna dum ki…….
Tere aakhon ka aasoon apne aakhon se gira sakti hoon.”

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“Pani mein pather mat pheko,
Usse koi aur bhi peeta hain,
Jeena hain to haskar jiyo
Kyonki tumhe dekhkar koi aur bhi jeeta hain.”

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“Aye Bewafaa tera chehra……
bhool jaane ke kaabil nahi,
Tu khubsoorat to bohot hain…….
Magar dil lagane ke kaabil nahi.”

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“Aap kya saath de ge ?
Aap kya pyaar karege?
Dil to humne diya hain….
Hum hi sazaa bhugtein ge.”

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“Aansu tere nikle,
To aakhen meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke ,
Toh dhadkan meri ho.
Pyaar itna gehra ho ki…….
Saanse teri ruke,to maut meri ho.”

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“Raat din tumhe yaad kartein hain,
Raat din yeh dua karte hain,
Aye khuda unhe khush rakhna ……
Jinhe hum pyaar karten hain.”

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“Hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas hota hainki……
Koi Hume yaad karta to hain.
Beshak milne naa aaya……
Par kuch lamhe hum par barbaad toh karta hain.”

“Roz yeh khayaal aata hai zahan me
Kal zindagi kis raah par hogi
Har din isi soch mein guzarta hain
ab aur kitno se mulaaqat hogi”
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”woh dosti hi kya, jo jatayee na ja sake
woh mohabbat hi kya, jo batayee na ja sake
wafaaye to is duniya, mein hain bahut
par wo wafaaye hi kya, jo nibhayee na ja sake”

dostisacchi
July 29th, 2006, 07:31 PM
”Dua karte hai hum sar jhukaye,
Aae dost tu apni manzil ko paye,
Agar kabhi teri raho mein andhera aaye,
Roshni ke liye khuda hum ko jalaye”
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”aansuo me mat dhundho hamain,
dil main hum bas jayenge,
tamanna ho agar milne ki,
to band aankho main bhi nazar aayenge”

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“Dilon ki kashmakash KO
samajhna nahin aasan, lab khamosh hi rehte hai
magar aankhen de jaati hai pegaam
mohabbat jazba hi kuch aisa hai dosto, ki jaane kitne aashique chad jaate hai parwaan.”
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“Har Dhadkan Me Ek Raaz Hota Hai,
Har Baat Ko Batane Ka Ek Andaz Hota Hai,
Jab Tak Thokar Na Lage Bewafai Ki,
Har Kisi Ko Apane Pyaar Par Naaz Hota Hai!...”
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“Gum Teri judai kaa, kuch ess tarah dhota Gaya
Ki siskiyan bhar bhar ke saari raat main rota Gaya
Kab subah hui eska hosh bhi nehi raha
bas darkhato deevaro ko yuu hi dekhta raha
Hai ajaab yeh zindagi kya kya sitam dhayagi
silsila teri yaadon kaa to umar bhar chalta gaya...”

dostisacchi
July 29th, 2006, 07:33 PM
Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,
pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.


Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...


Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai


”Waqt to Hume bhula chuka hai,
kahin muqaddar bhi Na bhula de,
pyaar hum is liye nahi karte hain,
kahin koi phir se Na rula de!!”


Aasman humse naraz hai,
Chand ka gussa behisab hai.
Woh sab humse jalte hain,
Kyunki chand se behtar Chand humare paas hai.


Vishwas bhari woh muskan tumhari,
Dil KO choo leti har baat tumhari.
Aankhon se ojhal ho jao marzi tumhari,
Par kaise bhoole har yaad tumhari.


“Kafan Na dalo mere chehre pe,
Mujhe aadat hai muskurane ki.
Na dafnao meri laash ko..
Mujhe abhi bhi umeed hai uske aane ki!!!!!”


Aaj chand pe noor hain,
Is baat ka usko guroor hai.
Hum kambakht kis pe guroor kare...
Humara toh chand hi humse door hai!!!!!


“Jis din se juda woh humse hue,
us din se iss dil ne dhadkana chod diya.
chand ka moo utra utra sa hai..
sitaron ne bhi chamkana chod diya..”


“Ek lamhe mein unhone yeh zindagi savar di,
ek lamhe mein unhone yeh zindagi ujad di.
kasoor unka nahi humara tha ..
joh in do lamho mein humne zindagi guzar di!!!!!”

dostisacchi
July 29th, 2006, 07:44 PM
“Zindagi sabko mile zaruri nahi,
Mohabbat sabKO mile zaruri nahi.
Kuch log bahaut yaad aate hai zindagi mein..
par woh bhi hume yaad kare zaruri nahi”


“Tum na milo yeh hakikat hai,
Zindagi insan ki zarurat hai.
Kisi din aao humari mehfil mein,
Jaan jaoge ki zindagi kitni khoobsurat hai”


“Kisi ko mohabbat ki sachai maar dalegi,
kisi ko mohabbat ki gaherai maar dalegi.
kar ke mohabbat koi nahi bachega ..
jo bacha use tanhai maar dalegi!!!!!”


“Duaon ki bheed mein ek dua humari,
jisme maangi humne har khushi tumhari.
Jab bhi muskurae aap dil se...
Samjho dua kabool hui humari...!”
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Jitna pyar paya hai tumse,
Ussse aur jyada pane ko jee chahata hai,
Jane woh kaun se khoobi hai aap mein,
ki har rishta aapse banane ko jee chahata hai.
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“Raat gujri phir mehekti subah ayi,
dil dhadka phir tumhari yaad ayi,
aanko ne mehsoos kiya USS hawa KO,
jo tumhe chhukar hamare pass ayi”
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“Fulo ki tarah hansti raho,
Kaliyo ki tarah muskurati raho,
Khuda se mangta hu itna dua
Ki tum mujhe hamesa yad karti raho”

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Raat ki khamoshi raas nahi aati,
Meri parchayi bhi ab mere paas nahi aati,
Kuch aati hai toh bas teri yaad,
jo aakar ek pal bhi mujhse door nahi jaati
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Woh gujar jata hai jhonke ki tarah
Milne aata hai na milne ki tarah
Maut se seekh raha hoon jina
Doobta dil bhi hai ek tinke ki tarah
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dostisacchi
July 29th, 2006, 07:45 PM
Chirago se andhere door ho jate,
toh chand ki chahat hamme na hoti,
Agar katt sakti akeli ye jindagi,
To apki jaroorat hamme na hoti..
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Dil k zakhmo par mat ro mere yaar,
wkt har zkhma kaa marham hota hai,
dil se jo sachaa pyaar kare,
unka to khuda bhi deewana hota hai..
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Chahane se koi baat nahi hoti,
thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti,
jinhe chahate hai jaan se zyada,
unse aaj kal mulakaat hi nahi HOTI.-
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Yeh sach hai ki aaa jata hai shohrat ka Asar.
insaan to kiya dar-o-deewar badal jate hai.
Aur bewafa badle ya naa badle.
Waqt aane par wafadar badal jate hai.
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Kisiko apna banane me der lagti hai,
ek vada nibhane me der lagti hai,
pyar to pal bhar me ho jata hai,
magar unhe bhulane me umar lagti hai.
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Nasha hum karte hai ilzam sharab ko diya jata hai
per isme kusoor sharab ka nahi unka hai
jinka chehra hamein har jaam mein nazar aata hai.


Khuda bhi na jaane kaise kaise rishte banaa deta hai,
Jin ko hum kabhi jaante bhi nahi the,
Unko jaan se bhi pyaara bana deta hai.

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Koi wada nahi fir bhi tera intazar hai,
judai ke bavjut bhi tujse pyar hai,
tere chahere ki udasi de rahi hai gawahi,
mujse milne ke lia tu bhi bekarar..
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Dhoop hoti hai suraj se,
jalna zameen ko padtaa hai,
mohobbat hoti hai aap
se tadapna hum ko padta hai..
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Har taraf noor hai khusboo hai
Teri ankhon mein kaisa jadoo hai Sari duniya
hai meri jholi mein Aur duniya meri bas tu hai
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dostisacchi
July 29th, 2006, 07:47 PM
Pilana farz tha kuch bhi pila diya hota,
Sharab kam thi to pani mila diya hota,
Agar zuban pe sharm-o-haya ka pehra tha,
To muskura ke sar hi hila diya hota.
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Hasraton ki nigahon pe sakth pehra hai.
Na jane kis umeed pe dil thehra hai.
Teri chahat ki kasam ae dost,
apni dosti ka rishta pyar se bhi gehra hai...
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Hasna jindagi hai,
has kar gum boolana jindagi hai,
jeet kar hanse to kya hanse,
haar kar khushiyan manaana jindagi hai
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Ik zara si bhool khata ban gayi,
meri vafai hi meri saza ban gai,
dil liya aur khel kar tod diya,
hamari jaan gai unki adaa ban gai.
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Jab kabhi tera naam lete hai Dil se hum inteqam lete hai
Meri barbadiyo ke afsane Mere yaro ke naam lete hai
Bas yehi ek jurm hai apna Hum muhabat se kaam lete hai.
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Raatein Gumnaam Hoti Hein,
Din Kissi Ke Naam Hota Hai.
Hum Zindagi Kuchh Iss Tarah Jitey Hein Ki
Harr Lamha Doston Ke Naam Hota Hai !
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Har subha apki hseen ho,
har sham apki rangin ho,
khuda aapka naam is kadar kare roshn
ki har shkhs apko pane ka shokin ho.
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Ek adaa apki dil churani ki,
ek adaa apki dil mein bas jane ki
ek chehra apka chand ke jaisa,
ek zid hamarie chand ko pane ki.

Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai
Koi aankhon aankhon mein mulakaat kar leta hai
Bada Mushkil hota hai tab Jawab dena
Jab koi Khamosh rehkar Sawaal kar leta hai

dostisacchi
July 29th, 2006, 07:48 PM
safar mein dhoop to hogi jo chal sako to chalo
sabhi hain bheed mein tum bhi nikal sako to chalo
yehi hai zindagi kuch Khwaab chand ummidein
inhee khilonon se tum bhi bahel sako to chalo
************************************************** ****
Jab Paas Ho To Rukh Se, Nigahain Na Modna
Jab Dour Ho To Mera, Tasavvur Na Chodna
Aye chand!!! Dil Lagane Se Pehle Ye Sonch Le
Mushkil Bahut Hai, Rishton Ki Zanjeerain ko Todna
************************************************** ****
Aaina dekhay mujhay kyun ghoor ghoor kay...
Pass koi aa raha hay door door say....
Kya hua hay na janay is dil ko......
Seenay main kyun dhadkay yah zor zor say...
************************************************** ****
Kisi ki lash phoolo se saji hai,
Kisi ki lash bina kafan ke padi hai,
Ae bhai jara dekh kar chal,
Najane maut kaha kaha khadi hai.
************************************************** ****
Dosti Ke Bhi Kuch Andaaz Hote Hain,
JaagtiAakhoon Me Bhi Kuch Kwaab Hoten Hain,
Zaroori Nahin Ke Gham Me Aansoo Nikle,
Muskurate Aakoon Me Bhi Sailaab Hote Hain. ************************************************** ****
rone ka to aalam aisa tha,
hum jhoom ke saawan tak pahoonche,
do char hi aansoon aise the,
jo aap ke daaman tak pahoonche...

Ankhon me aansu aa jate hai
phir bhi labo pe hasi rakhni padti he,
ye mohabbat bhi kya chiz hai yaro
jise chahte hai usise chupani padti he!!!!!!!

Dil ki dhadkan ko dhadka gaya koi
merekhwabo ko mehka gaya koi ,
hum to anjane rasto pe chal rahe the
achanak hi pyar ka matlab sikha gaya koi!!!!!!!


Ruth ke tum hame bhulane lage
itne dur hue ki bahut yaad aane lage,
kaise bhula dun tumhe ek pal me
jab dost tumhe pane me mujhe zamane lage!!!!!!

dostisacchi
July 29th, 2006, 07:50 PM
Hum ruthe to kiske bharose,
Kaun hai Jo aayega hume manane ke liye,
Ho sakta hai Taras aa bhi jaye AAPKO,
Par dil kaha se laau AAPSE ruth jane k liye

Zindagi me kuch na mila humko to kya gam hai,
Aapki dosti mili humko ye kya kam hai,
Aapke dil me ek chotisi jagah jo pa lu,
To woh jagah TAJ MAHAL se kya kam hai

Dil-e-nadaan tujhe hua kya hai,
akhir is dard ki dawa kya hai.
Humko unke wafa ki hai umeed,
jo nahin jante wafa kya hai.


Naa jane yeh nazre kyu udas raheti hai,
Najane inhe kis ki talash raheti hai,
Ye jankar ke bhi ki woh kismat mai nahi,
Phir bhi unko paane ki kyun aas rehti hai.

Har Phul Ki Ajab Kahani Hai,
Chup Rehna Bhi Pyar Ki Nishani Hai,
Kahi Koi Zakham Nahi Phir Bhi Kyu Ye Dard Ka Ehsas Hai,
Lagta Hai Mere Dil Ka Tukda Kisike Paaaaas Hai.

dostisacchi
July 29th, 2006, 07:57 PM
Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai.


Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,
Dil tute to Maikhane bane,
Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..
Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane...


Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum...


Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai,
yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai ,
pade bhi to kya pade
yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai.


Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,
Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari,
Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise,
ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.


Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,
Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.


Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,
Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,
Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,
Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.

dostisacchi
July 29th, 2006, 08:00 PM
Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaari.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar aa jaaye muskaan hoton pe tumahari.


Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete,
Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete.
Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri,
To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete.


Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda,
Sham ko pi subah utar jayegi.
Arey do boond dosti ke pi le,
Zindagi saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.


Tum paas ho to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.


Vaade pe o aitbaar nahi karte,
Hum zikre mohabbat sare bazaar nahi karte.
Darta hai dil unki ruswai se,
Aur who sochte hai hum unse pyar nahi karte.


Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi,
Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi.
Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare,
Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi.


Kaash woh nagme hame sunaye na hote,
Aaj unko sun kar aansu aye na hote.
Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha,
To itni gehrai se dil me samaye na hote.

dostisacchi
July 31st, 2006, 06:51 PM
Har khushi kam hai,
Tera gum bhulane ke liye,
Ek tera gum hi kaafi hai,
Mujhe umr bhar rulane ke liye.


Dil Ki Basti Bikhar Gayi Hoti
Ke Rooh Ke Zakhm Bhar Gaye Hote
Yeh Zindagi To Aap Ki Amaanat Hai Warna
Hum To Kab Ke Mar Gaye Hote.


Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge
Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum Karenge
Itna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin
Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge.


Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai .
Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai.
Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,
Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai.


Ittefaq se hum mile,
Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai.

dostisacchi
July 31st, 2006, 06:55 PM
Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte.


Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai,
Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,
Par hai re meri futi kismat,
Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.


Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,
Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
Majburi to dekho is dil ki.
Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.


Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya,
Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,
Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,
Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.


Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,
Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas aane laga..

dostisacchi
July 31st, 2006, 06:58 PM
Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar,
Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,
Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,
Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar.


Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Begana kaho ya deewana,
Suno is dil ka fasana,
Teri dosti hai mere jeene ka bahana..


Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai
Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai
Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye,
Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai.


Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!!


Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
firte hain vo jamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta!!!

dostisacchi
July 31st, 2006, 07:02 PM
One of my favourite ones

1.Apni haathon ki lakeeron par kabhi vishwas mat karna
kyunki takdeer toh unki bhi hoti hai jinke haath nahi hote.


2.Reth par naam hum likhte nahi
reth pe likhe naam kabhi tikte nahi
log kehte hain hum pathar dil hain
par pathar par likhe nnaam kabhi mitte nahi.

dostisacchi
July 31st, 2006, 07:05 PM
Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain...


Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI.


Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola.


Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein,
hum milenge tumhe tumhari hi parchai main.


Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)

dostisacchi
July 31st, 2006, 07:08 PM
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
waaaaahhhhhhhhh...


Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..


Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko darane ke kaam aayi...


Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!


Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

dostisacchi
July 31st, 2006, 07:12 PM
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya.


Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi.


Kaun kehta hai dost tumse hamari judai hogi,
yeh afwah kisi aur ne udayi hogi;
shaan se rahenge aapke dil mein hum,
itne dino mein humne kuch to jagah banayi hogi.


Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega...
Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega...
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo...
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega???
vah vah... vah vah... vah va


Aansun se palke bhigo leta hoon
Yaad teri aati hai to ro leta hoon
Socha ki bhula doon tujhe magar,
Har baar faisla badal deta hoon.

dostisacchi
July 31st, 2006, 07:16 PM
Mayoos tow hoon mager hona nahi chahti
Kia karon mein ussay bhulana nahi chahti
Janti hon woh baykhaber hai mujhse
phir bhee Uss k khayal ko dil se mitana nahi chahti.


Badi muddat se chaha hai tumeh,
badi duaon se paaya hai tumeh,
Tujeh bhulane ki sochu bhi kaise,
Kismat ki lakiron se churaya hai tujeh!


Aasaan nahi hota kisi ko bhulana.
chahe vo apna ho ya begana
dil ki baatain bas samajhta hai dil hi,
inhe kya samjhega ye zalim zamana??


Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tumhe,
Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe, Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to
Bhoot bankar darayenge tumheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.


Jab hum is duniya mein aate hai,
Toh kitne rishtey saath laatey hai.
Duniya mein aane ke baad hum,
Kitne naye rishtey baanthe hai.
Magar in rishto mein se sirf,
woh pyaar ka pawitra rishta hai,
Jo hum marte dum tak nibhaate hain.

dostisacchi
July 31st, 2006, 07:22 PM
Kehena hai aaj tumse,
phir kisise ye kehena nahi,
Rehena hai saath tere,
warna Duniya me rehena nahi.


Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
chand to tum ho hi,
sitare bhi saath hote!!


Arz kiya hai,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge !


Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Ab tum hi batao,
kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?


Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko
tarranume numayish se aghaa dena...
Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to
please mujhe bhi bata dena.....


Hame itna pyar mat karna ki
duniya me mashhoor ho jaye
aur na hi itna bewafa banana ki
ham duniya ko chodne ke liye majboor ho jaye.

dostisacchi
July 31st, 2006, 07:27 PM
Ugta hua Suraj dua de aapko,
Khilta hua phool khushbu de aapko,
hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hai,
dene wala hazaar khushiyan de aapko!
Good Morning!


Aapko ashirwad mile bado se,
sahayog mile chhoto se,
Khushiya mile jag se,
pyar mile sab se,
daulat mile rab se,
yahi dua hai dil se
DIL SE!


Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai,
yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai,
aapse dur rahena kismat ki bat ho gai,
magar aapko bhulna
aapne bas ke bahar ki baat ho gai.


Ae barish jara tham ke baras,
jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam ke baras,
pehle n baras ki woh aa na sake,
phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake...


Dushman tarse teri dosti ko,
Dost tarse teri yari ko,
Yar tarse pyar ko,
hum tarse tere DIDAR ko!

dostisacchi
July 31st, 2006, 07:34 PM
Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega,
Chand lamho mein daaman chod jayega.
Abhi waqt hai do baatein kar lo humse,
Kya pata kal kaun teri zindagi me aa jayega.


Jaruri nahi dosto me baat hoti rahe,
Jaruri nahi ki dosto me mulakat hoti rahe.
Jaruri hai bas dost jaha bhi rahe
use hamari yaad aati rahe.


Jinki yaad mein hum dewane ho gaye,
Wo hum hi se begaane ho gaye.
Shayad unhe talash hai ab naye dost ki,
Kyunki unki nazar me ab hum purane ho gaye.


Chand ki raton mein sara jahan sota hai,
Lekin kisi ki yadoon mein koi badnaseeb rota hai,
Khuda kisi ko mohabbat pe fida na kare,
Agar kare to kisi ko juda na kare.


Zindagi terebina adhuri hai.
najane q teremere beech mein yeh doori hai.
sochta hun kabhi bhuladun tujhko.
per teri ek muskan meri kamjori hai.

dostisacchi
July 31st, 2006, 07:41 PM
Aanssu tere nikle aankhen meri ho,
Dil tera Dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Dosti hamari itni gehri ho ki,
Job tum karo aur Salary meri ho.


Baithe tere khayalo me,
kore kagaz pe likha tera naam...
Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye Paigam..
'Zinda ya murda, pakadne vale ko 5000 nakad inam...


Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna...


Ga saku aapka nagma, wo saaz kahan se lau,
suna saku kuch aapko, wo andaz kahan se lau,
yun to chand ki tarif karna aasan hai,
kar saku aapki taarif, wo alfaz kahan se lau...


Log apna banake chod dete hai
Rishta gairo se jod lete hai
Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake
Log to dil bhi tod dete hai!!

dostisacchi
July 31st, 2006, 07:48 PM
Meri chahat tu, tujhe pa to na saka mai,
yakin kar nahi hu bewafa mai,
aaj bhi mere khawabo me hai tu,
aaj bhi tujhe pane ki hai justuju meri.


Khuda na kare apko koi gam milay.
Khushiya or hasi har dum milay.
Jab bhi kabhi gum apki aur badhay.
Khuda kare raastey mai usay hum milay..


Log kehte hai ki itni dosti mat karo ke dost dil par sawar ho jaye.
Hum kehte hain dosti itni karo ke dushman ko bhi tumse pyar ho jaye.


Unhe to fursat nahi milne ki humse, aur hamara waqt gujarta hai unki fariyaad karke.
Agar aaye wo meri maut pe, to kah dena abhi soye hain tumhe yaad karke.


Hamari dosti raymond jaisi nahi since1965, pepsi jaisi nahi yeh dil mange more, yeh hogi LIC jaisi, zindagi k saath bhi, zindagi k baad bhi..

dostisacchi
July 31st, 2006, 07:57 PM
Kabhi gamo se tumari mulakat na ho
udaas bethe raho aisi koi baat na ho
shiqayat ho to hume maf kar dena
fursat mile to hume yaad kar lena.


Pani ka ek katra aankh se gira abhi abhi..
kya tum ne mujko yaad kiya abhi abhi..
tujh se mile zamana hua magar...
yun laga koi mujse mil k gaya abhi abhi..


Dil ki hasti mit gayi hoti,
aur sare dard badh gaye hote,
jindgi aap jaise dosto ki amanat hai,
varna hum to kab ke bikhar gaye hote..


Umar ki rah me insan badal Jata hai,
waqt ki andhere me tufan badal jata hai,
sochta hu tumhe pareshan na karu,
lekin baad me irada badal jata hai.


Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the,
yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the,
Ab un raho se guzra nahi jata,
jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the..

ajay.surana
August 3rd, 2006, 12:51 AM
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...


You r my sweet SONA
I don't want u 2 KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA


Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey.....PoOoOoH!!!

gaurav200x
August 3rd, 2006, 01:28 AM
gr8 work dostisacchi....... keep going!! nice shayari

prakash_dudes
August 3rd, 2006, 02:23 AM
My Funny SMS Shayari Collection.......................
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TU SAWAL NAHI EK PHALI HAI
MERI MANZIL TU NAHI TARI SAHELI HAI
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APPLE KAT'TA HOON KNIFE SE
PANI PITA HOON PIPE SE
KIYA ZAMANA AGAYA HAi
JUTA KHATA HOON WIFE SE

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HUM CHAHAIN AAP KO
AAP CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO
AAP JISAY CHAHAIN KHUDHA KARAY
WO CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO

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PYAR MAIN KISI NE DHOKHA KHAYA
TO KISI NE KSAM KHAI HAI
HUM WO MAJNOO HAI
JIS NE SIRF LAAT KHAI HAI

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PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO
DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
CHAR DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA
TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO

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PHOOL KO MAT TORO KANTA LAG JAI GA
LARKI KO MAT CHAIRO CHANTA LAG JAI GA

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HAMARE LIYE APNE HEART ME JAGAH RAKHIYE,
MIND ME NAHI,
HUME MIND ME RAKHNA DANGEROUS HO SAKTA HAI
KYONKI HUM MIND BLOWING HAI

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JAB BHI KANJUSI KA OSCAR KA NOMINATION AAYEGA,
TERA NAAM BHI USME ZARUR AAYEGA,
AGAR YE PADKAR BHI TUNE REPLY NAHI KIYA,
TO PEHLA PRIZE BHI TUZE MIL JAAYEGA
Is SMS ko kal tak dekhna;
SURPRISE HAI !!

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Aye khat ja Unke Haathon ko Chum le,
jab voh Padhe to Unke Hothon ko Chum le,
khuda na kare voh faad bhi dale
to Girte Girte Unke kadmo ko Chumle..

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Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai".
Papa bole, "Nahi
bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" ..........
"Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"

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Namaskar...
Agar aap Mahila hain to 1 SMS karen
Yadi Purush Hai to 2 SMS karen
Aur In mein se kuch Bhi nahi hai to kuch na karen,
Hum samajh jaenge..within 5min.


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Madmast hawa hai,
Mausam bhi suhana hai,
Bandar English me Hindi padh raha hai,
Kya educational zamana hai.

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DIL se DIL laga ke dekho,
Meri yaadon ko apne dil mein basa ke dekho,
SMS ki jagah CALL bhi karenge,
bas ek bar mere mobile ka bill chuka ke toh dekho...

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Exams are like WIVES:
1.Too Many Questions.
2.Difficult To Understand.
3.Elaborate Explanation Is Needed.
4.Result Is Always Unexpected.

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Mat kar dost apni girl friend se itni mohabbat,
woh aankhon se war karti hai,
maine dekha hai uski aankhon me,
woh mujhse bhi pyar karti hai

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Zid Apni Na Chhodi
aur pyar bhara dil tod diya..!
kuchh paiso k liye
zaalim tumne SMS karna chhod diya.

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Chosing career is like chosing wife frm 10 grlfrens.
Evn if u pick most butiful,most intelligent,kindest woman,thr's still pain of losin 9!!

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Why dont dogs marry?
Bcoz-
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Bcoz...Woh to pehle hi kutte ki zindagi jee rahe hote hain

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A Bevkuf, Murakh, Matlabi, Dhokhebaz, Chugalkhor, Besharam, Jhuthe Badtamiz, Mokaparast, Pakhandi, ALLAH apko inn sabhi tarah ke logon se door rakhe.

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Nadiyon se kinare chhoot jate hai,Aasmaan se taare toot jate hai
india ki raahon me aksar aisa hota hai, jahan bhi deewar milti hai log wahin moot jate hain....

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Tabyat thik nahi thi, tantrik ko dikhaya, tantrik ne kaha tum par bhutka saya hai. Kisi ghor
papi ko msg karo tum thik ho jaoge.

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Life is difficult,
full of trials..
Sorrow..
Pain..
bt if u fall down, just standup straight,b confident & say...

"KAUN SALA DHAKKA DIYA."

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EK sher BY doctor=Hoon mai doctor jahan,meri wife hai nurse waha,Yeh kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai..

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Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se, Jo ped ne kaha patto se, jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se, wohi main tumhe kehta hun, aey chal chal hawa aane de

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Imraan Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna AASHIQ BANAYA Phir Usne CHOCOLATE Main ZEHER Milakar Uska MURDER Karvaya.Girlfriend Ne Uske AKSAR Khwaab Me Aakar Kaha TUM SA NAHI DEKHA To Imraan Hashmi Ne Kaha Is KALYUG Me JAWANI DIWANI Hai.

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HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOD DENGE, TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAJE KHOL DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHA TERE SAARE DAAT TOD DENGE HA..HA..HA..

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ek aishwaarya thi deewani si shahrukh pe wo marti thi, najre jhukake,sharma ke hritik ki galiyo se gujarti thi, chori chori salman ko chittiya likha karti thi kuch kahena tha shayad ajay se par na jane kis se darti thi jab bhi milti thi vivek se hamesha pucha karti thi imran kaisa hai

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Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai. Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain

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Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar .....Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo udhaar

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Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana deter,Uski ek ada pe kai gazal bana dete...Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par ladkiyaan,Warna LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete...

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Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho... Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho...Good Morning...


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Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam ? Ab Kya Karoge ? Kabutar K Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ? Nahi Na.......... Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai.... Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Doge Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!

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hamari tumahari dosti duniya ke liye ek mishl hai tumhe dekha to esa laga kya mal hai is mal ko pane ke liye bichaya jal hai pa kambhakat collage ka akhiri sal hai

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I l I lo I lov I love I love you... I love you the most. I love you the best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said People should LOVE animals

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Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,Ladke bhi unke saath the..Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya...HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO....

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Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua

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Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi.Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi....


"We forget that forgiveness is greater than revenge. People make mistakes. We are allowed to make mistakes. But the actions we take while in a rage will haunt us forever."

Pause and ponder. Think before you act. Be patient. Forgive & forget. Love one and all.
If you judge people, you have no time to love them". -- Mother Teresa




Never take some one for granted,Hold every person Close to your Heart because you might wake up one day and realise that you have lost a diamond while you were too busy collecting stones."


Remember this always in life.

dostisacchi
August 3rd, 2006, 07:30 PM
Ateet apne aap ko kyun dohrata hai,
milkar koi phir kyun kho jata hai,
zindagi bhar saath rehne ka vada kyun kiya,
jab tumhe sirf bichhadna hi aata hai..


Ek pal ki ye baat nahi, do pal ka ye sath nahi
waise to zindagi ek safar si ban gayi hai mere liye
par wo safar hi kya jisme tum saath nahi.


Teri dosti mei ek nasha hai,
tabhi to ye duniya humse khafa hai...!
Na karo humse itni dosti,
ki dil puche... Teri dhadkan kaha hai..???


Woh hamse ruswa hain ki hum gairon ko dekh kar muskurate hain,
par woh kya jaane hamein har chehre mein woh nazar aate hai.


Aap pas raho ya dur,
hum dil se dil ki awaaz mila sakte hai,
na khat ke na phone ke mohtaaj hai hum,
par apke dil ko 1 hichki se hila sakte hai.

dostisacchi
August 3rd, 2006, 07:36 PM
Chod diya hamara sath to koi gam nahi.
Bhul jayenge aap hume,
bhulne wale hum nahi...
Aapse mulakat na ho pai to koi baat nahi,
aapki ek yaad mulakat se kum nahi.


Bas kya yahi tak tha saath hamara intejar hi karte rahe hum tumhara, kab hogi is kambakht dil me roshni aur kab hoga pyaar ka izihaar tumhara.


Yaad na karoge to sataenge,
ruthoge to manaenge... Roogey to hasaenge...
Dost hai hum tumhare,
sayaa nahi... jo andhre mei saath chod jayenge!


Aasman mei jab jab badal garajta hoga,
mausam bhi apna rukh badalta hoga...
Uthti hogi jab jab aapki nigahein,
khuda bhi gir gir kar sambhalta hoga!


Baat kam kije jihanat ko chipate rahiye,
Ajnabi shahar hai kuch dost banate rahiye
Dushmani lakh sahi khatm na kije rishta,
Dil mile na mile hath milate rahiye.

dostisacchi
August 3rd, 2006, 07:40 PM
If I got ur smile, I dnt need flowers,
If I got ur voice, I dnt need music,
If u speak 2 me I dont need anybdy else,
If U r my frnd I dont need the world!


I saw something in a shops window - it was stunning hot, cute, simply adorable. I was supposed to buy it for u. But then I realised it was my reflection.


NOBODY like U,
NOBODY cares for U,
NOBODY misses U,
NOBODY wants to see U good,
NOBODY is Ur best friend,
NOBODY is happy with U...Dont cry!!!
My name is NOBODY.


Khwabo ke mahal me kalpana ka vaas hai
abhi baki meri chand saans hai
shayad tumhare aane ki koi gunjaish nahi
par tum se milne ki ab bhi aas hai.


Aapko bhool jau umar gujarne ki baat hai.........
aapko na ho yakeen ye aur baat hai..............
jab tak rahegi saans tab tak rahoge yaad ...........
ye saans toot jaaaye to aur baat hai..............

dostisacchi
August 3rd, 2006, 07:45 PM
Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain
haalat mere mujhe laachar karte hain
aankhe meri pad lo kabhi
ham khud kaise kahe ki aapse pyar karte hain.


Dooriyo se fark padta nahi hai .....................
baat toh dilo ki nazdikiyo se hoti hai.............
dosti toh kuch khaas aap jaise se hai ..............
varna mulaqat na jaane kitne logo se hoti hai....


Dekha nahi hai koi tujhsa,
dekhne tujhe jannat se bhi laut aayange,
jab tak deedar na ho tera,
hum mar ke bhi chain se na mar paayange..


Apne hothon par sajana chahta hu.................
aa tujhe me gungunana chahta hu..................
thak gaya me karte karte yaad tujhko.............
ab tujhe me yaad aana chahta hu...................


Bikhre ashkon ke moti hum piron na sake,
Teri yaad Me sari raat so na sake,
Bheeg na Jaye ansuo me tasvir teri,
Bus yehi soch Kar hum ro Na sake.

dostisacchi
August 3rd, 2006, 07:50 PM
Unki mohabbat ka abhi nishan baaki hai,
naam labh par hai jaan baki hai,
kya hua agar dekh kar muh fer lete hain,
tasalli hai ki abhi shakal ki pehchan baaki hai.


Pagal nazaren dil diwana lagta hai.........
tera mera pyar purana lagta hai............
phoolon me lipte pathar aaye hai.............
ye to koi dost purana lagta hai....


What is sweet but not Honey,
Precious but not Money,
Bright but not Sunshine,
Impr! oves with time but not Wine???
Its....OUR FRIENDSHIP!!!


Guzre huwe kal ki yaad aati hai,
Kuch lamho se aakhen bhar aati hai.
Woh subah rangeen woh shaam nirali doob jaati hai,
Jab aap jaisi dosto ki yaad aati hai.


Nazaro Se Kisne Pila Diya, Ki Bhare Paimane Choot Gaye,Hoto Se Kisne Pukar Diya, Ki Ladkhate Kadam Ruk Gaye,Kyu Laga Jaise Zindagi Ki Manzil Pe Aa Gaye,
Dhoondh Te The Jise Vo Saqi Tum Aa Gaye.

gaurav200x
August 3rd, 2006, 07:53 PM
Hi dudette, where do u take these shayaris from? Can u mention the source?

dostisacchi
August 3rd, 2006, 07:54 PM
Yeh Dil Ho Gaya Tumhara, Har Yaad Mein Ho Tum,
Pukarta Hai Tumhe, Kyun Nahi Laut Aate Ho Tum….
Saansein Hain Chalti Har Saans Mein Ho Tum,
Tanha Ki Tanhaai Hai Roti, Phir Bhi Khaamosh Ho Tum...


Dono Baithe The Jaise Bejaan Tasveer,
Nikle Jo Lavz, Badal Hi Gayee Taqdeer,
Koshisein Hain Mitaane Ki Inn Haathon Ki Lakeer,
Tere Bandhan Mein Bandhe Hain, Jaise Koi Zanjeer.


Ek Pal Ka Ehsaas Bankar Aate Ho Tum.
Doosre Hi Pal Khwab Bankar Ud Jaate Ho Tum,
Jaante Ho Ki Lagta Hai Darr Tanhaaiyonse,
Phir Bhi Baar Baar Humein Tanha Chod Jaate Ho Tum.


Unki zudai ne hume yar se kafir bana diya
Likhi ibarato ko kore kagaz sa bana diya
chalega phir dil hamara mahobat me kabhi
Is aas ne hume phir musafir bana diya.


Har Sham Dhalne Ke Baad,
Cirago Ke Jalne Ke Saath;
Nikal Aate Hai Pehelu Teri Yaad Ke,
Paimane Bharne Ke Saath.

akila2187
August 5th, 2006, 05:32 PM
hey gr8 collection.. keep going yaar
u r doing a gr8 job spllu for shayaris lovers in MP

dostisacchi
August 5th, 2006, 06:49 PM
kyu itni bebas hai zindagi,
sab kuch hote huwe bhi kuch nahi paas jo ho apni.


Dil chikhta hai, phir bhi aankhe bhiga nahi sakte,
mehfil me khade hokar bhi tanhaiya mita nahi sakte.


Yeh Dil Ho Gaya Tumhara, Har Yaad Mein Ho Tum,
Pukarta Hai Tumhe, Kyun Nahi Laut Aate Ho Tum….
Saansein Hain Chalti Har Saans Mein Ho Tum,
Tanha Ki Tanhaai Hai Roti, Phir Bhi Khaamosh Ho Tum...


Dono Baithe The Jaise Bejaan Tasveer,
Nikle Jo Lavz, Badal Hi Gayee Taqdeer,
Koshisein Hain Mitaane Ki Inn Haathon Ki Lakeer,
Tere Bandhan Mein Bandhe Hain, Jaise Koi Zanjeer.


Ek Pal Ka Ehsaas Bankar Aate Ho Tum.
Doosre Hi Pal Khwab Bankar Ud Jaate Ho Tum,
Jaante Ho Ki Lagta Hai Darr Tanhaaiyonse,
Phir Bhi Baar Baar Humein Tanha Chod Jaate Ho Tum.

dostisacchi
August 5th, 2006, 06:53 PM
Unki zudai ne hume yar se kafir bana diya
Likhi ibarato ko kore kagaz sa bana diya
chalega phir dil hamara mahobat me kabhi
Is aas ne hume phir musafir bana diya.


Har Sham Dhalne Ke Baad,
Cirago Ke Jalne Ke Saath;
Nikal Aate Hai Pehelu Teri Yaad Ke,
Paimane Bharne Ke Saath.


Tumhari yadoon ko rok pana hai mushkil,
rote huey dil ko manana hai muskil,
ye dil apko kitna yaad karta hai,
ek shayari main likh pana hai mushkil...


Chiraghon ki roshni jab zara hili,
laga tumhari ek aahat si mili,
jaake dekha jab dar pe,
to phir wahi kafir hawa mili..


Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge
teri DOSTI ko kabhi badnam na hone denge
meri zindagi main Suraj nikle na nikle
teri zindagi main kabhi shaam na hone denge.

dostisacchi
August 5th, 2006, 06:57 PM
Wafa Main Ab Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai,
Woh Sach Kahe Na Kahe Aitebar Karna Hai.
Yeh TujhKo Jagte Rehne Ka Shauk KabSe Hua,
Mujhe Tau Khair Tera Intezaar Karna Hai.


Khwabon main ayenge SMS ki tarah.
Dil main bas jayenge ring tone ki tarah,
ye yari kabhi kam na hogi balance ki tarah,
sirf tum busy na hona network ki tarah.


Baad Marne K Mere Tum Jo Kahani Likhna
Kaise Barbaad Hui Meri Jawani Likhna.
Yeh Bhi Likhna K Mere Hoont Hansi Ko Tarse,
Umer Bhar Ankh Se Behta Raha Pani Likhna.


Dard se dosti ho gayi yaaron,
Zindagi bedard ho gayi yaaron.
Kya hua jo jal gaya aashiyana hamara,
Duur tak roshni to ho gayi yaaron....

Dilo ko khareedne wale hazar mil jayege,
aap ko daga dene wale bar-bar mil jayege,
milega na aapko hum jesa koi,
milne ko to dost beshumar mil jayege.

dostisacchi
August 5th, 2006, 07:02 PM
Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi,
uth kar sab k saamne aate kyo nahi,
msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai,
thodi himmat kar k NAHATE kyun nahi...


Manzilain bhi uski thi,
Rasta bhi uska tha.
Ek main akela tha,
Kafila bhi uska tha..
Sath-Sath chalne ki soch bhi uski thi,
phir raasta badalne ka faisla bhi uska tha...
Aaj kyun akela hoon, Dil sawal karta hai,
Log to uske the, Kya KHUDA bhi uska tha....?


Raat din tumhe yaad kartein hain,
Raat din the dua karte hain,
Aye khuda unhe khush rakhna ……
Jinhe hum pyaar karten hain.


Log samajthe he keh humne tumhe bhola rakha he,
Ye nahin jante ke kehi dil mein chopa rakha hai Dekh na le koi meri ankho mein tasvir teri, Mene apni palko ko is qadar jhuka rakha hai. ...


Hum nazaron se dur hai, ankhon se nahi, hum khwabon se dur hai, khayalon se nahi, hum dil se dur hai, dhadkhan se nahi, hum aapse dur hai aapki yaadon se nahi… ...


Aksar jab hum apko yaad karte hai, apne rabse yahi fariyad karte hai, umar hamari bhi lag jaye aapko, kyoki hum apko khudse zyada pyar karte hai… ...

dostisacchi
August 5th, 2006, 07:04 PM
Yado ki dhun me teri parchai si lagti he. Barat me gunjti koi sehnai si lagti he,tum karib ho to apnapan he, Varna seene me saanse bhi parai si lagti he. ...


Hame toh ab bhi woh gujra zamana yaad aata hai, tumhe bhi kya kabhi koi deewana yaad aata hai, hawaein tez thi baarish bhi thi tuafan bhi tha lekin, tera aise me bhi waada nibhana yaad aata hai… ...


Raat Ko jaag kar subha ka intazar karna, aapse milkar bhi milne ka intezar karna, Kuch to Kashish hai Aap me, Kanha se sikha aapne karar dekar bekarar karna! ...


Tumse jo ummid na thee, Wo dard tune de deya, Tumko jamane ke sare khusiya mele.. ja tere hisse ka sara dard hamne le leya.... ...


Fir na Simtegi agar dosti bikhar Jayegi, Zindagi zulf nahi jo fir se sawar jayegi, Jo khushi de tumhe thaam lo daaman uska, zindagi roke nahi haske gujar jayegi... ...

dostisacchi
August 5th, 2006, 07:08 PM
Karoge yaad ek din tum dosti ke zamane ko, Chale jayenge jis din hum kabhi na wapas aane ko... Chedega mehfil me zikar hamara koi, To chale jaoge tum tanhai mein aansoo bahane ko... ...


Baat rakhi dil me baat kahe na sake; yaad kiya aapko to saans le na sake; puchha kisine dilko k tune pyar kis se kiya; jaante the, phirbhi tumhara nam le nasake. ...


Aye khuda hamari tarha unko tanhayi na de, Hum ji lenge tanha magar unko judai na de. Hamari nigahon mein basi rahe unki surat, Unko bhale hi hum dikhaayi na de. ...


People like U are found only once in a lifetime….
So U better take care of yourself because I don’t want to waste another lifetime to find a such a SWEET Friend.

dostisacchi
August 5th, 2006, 07:10 PM
Unhone dekha aur aansu gir pade, bhari basant mein jaise phul bikhar pade, dukh vo nahi ki unhone hamein alvida kaha, dukh toh yeh hai ki uske baad woh khud bhi ro pade. ...


Wo mile humko kahani bankar, Dil me bas gaye pyar ki nishani bankar. Hum jinhe jagah dete hain aankhon ke andar, Wo aksar nikal jate hai paani banker. ...


Tum Door Jaakar Itna Etra Rahe Ho.... Kabhi Hum Gaye To Bhula Naa Sakoge... Hasna Jise Aadat Samajh Rahe Ho Hamari.. Kabhi Hum Roye To Hasana Sakoge ...


Mumkin nahi shayad kisi ko samajh pana, samjhe bina kisi se kya dil lagana, aasan hai kisi ko pyar karna, bahut mushkil hai kisi ka pyaar pana… ...


Teri yaadon ke sahare duniye mein reh lete hain, Teri judai ka gam chupchaap seh lete hain. Samjhaya dil ko ye raaz chupana, Per aansu banke wo sab keh dete hain. ...

ajay.surana
August 6th, 2006, 01:27 PM
Koi chara nahi,dua ke siva,
koi sunata nahi khuda ke siva,
maine bhi jindagi ko karib se dekha hai,
mushkilon me koi saath nahi nibhata doston ke siva


HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY!!!!!!!!

dostisacchi
August 7th, 2006, 06:43 PM
Takdeer ne chaha, Takdeer ne bataya, Takdeer ne tumko aur hum milaya. Khushnasib the hum yah woh pal, jab tum jaisa Anmol dost iss zindagi me aaya! ...


Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai, Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai... Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad, Phir zindgi ke har mod pe uska intezar kyon hai... ...


Raat hui jab shaam ke baad, teri yaad Aayi har baat ke baad, humne khamosh reh kar bhi dekha, teri Aawaz aayi har saans ke baad… ...


Tum kya Jano kya hoti hai Tanhai, ek Tute hue Patte se pucho kya hoti hai Judai, Yuh Bewafai ka Ilzam na de dost, Is Waqt se puchh ke kis waqt teri yaad na aayi… ...


Zindagi ki raaho me jab aaoge jaoge, Peeche ek Saaya tum hardum paoge. Mudke dekhoge toh tanhai hogi, Agar mehsus karoge toh hamein paoge.. ..

dostisacchi
August 7th, 2006, 06:46 PM
Kuch rishte anjane main ho jate hain,
Pehle dil fir zindagi se jud jaate hain.
Kehte hain us daur ko pyar, jisme dil
Na jane kab mil jaate hain.

Baat mausam ki ho or barsat na ho,
Bag main bahar ho aur gulab na ho,
Cricket ka match ho aur sehwag na ho,
Bewakoofon ki mehfil ho aur aap na ho,
Namumkin hai.


Love urself, flirt with ur understanding, romance with ur dreams, get engaged with ur simplicity, marry genuineness, divorce ego. That’s life!!


Chahta hoon tujhe pyar doon, dosti pe apni zindagi war doon. Par jab tera message nahi milta to man karta hai tujhe goli mar doon.


Raat chupchap he magar chand khamosh nahi,kaise keh dun aaj phir hosh nahi, aisa duba teri aankhon k gehrai me, ki hath me jam hai magar peene ka hosh nahi.


Lehrati hui fizayen aayi, dur sehera se khushbu layi, aap se pyari hai dosti aapki….., dhaddkan se hamari yehi awaz aai…!!

dostisacchi
August 7th, 2006, 06:48 PM
Ae khuda dua yeh meri khali na jaye, mere dost ki palkon main aansun na aaye, aansun nikle toh khushi ke nikle, gam ke aansun mere hisse main aaye.


Who ghadi kuch khas thi, jab maut kadhi mere paas thi, phir bhi maine roki saans thi, kyunki tumhari ek jhalak ki aas thi.


Kabhi jikar-e-khudai mat karma, is dil se kabhi ruswai mat karma, jab dil uth jaye humse toh bata dena, bina bataye humse bewafai mat karna.


Kisiko mil jati haiu rangin baharen, kisiko chaman bhi nahi milta, kisiki kabar par banta hai “TAJMAHAL”, kisiko kafhan bhi nahi milta.


Main mar jaunt oh mera jism jala dena, par us main se mera dil nikal lena, mujhe parwah nahi mere dil ke jalne ki, mujhe parwah hai us dil mein rehnewalon ki.

dostisacchi
August 7th, 2006, 06:50 PM
Tammana ne zindagi ke aanchal mein sir rakh kar pucha, main kab poori hoongi….. zindagi ne haskar kaha jo poori ho jaye woh tamanna hi kya.


Yeh duniyawale bhi bade ajeeb hai, kbhi hmse dur toh kbhi kareb hai, dard na bataye toh hame kayar kehte hai, aur dard bata de toh hame shayar khte hai.


Think of the world as big as the cake which cannot be completed without a few sweets n nuts. SWEETS like ME n NUTS like U….!


Dil ko manana gar hota aasan, na karte kisiko yun pareshan, tanha na rehte bhari mehfil main, na hote wo haalat jo ho na sake bayan.


Tumhari dosti ka sila har haal mai denge, khuda bhi maange toh use bhi taal denge, agar dil kahe kit um bevafa ho, toh DIL ko bhi sine se nikal denge.

dostisacchi
August 7th, 2006, 07:01 PM
Tum ho itne nice jitni ki freeze mai ice. Tum ho itne trendy jitni ki Cadbury candy. Tum ho mere itne paas jitni hoti hai park ki hari ghass.


Ausuan ke chalne ki aawaz nahi hoti, dil ke tootne ki aahat nahi hoti, agar khuda ko ehsas hota, to use dard dene ki aadat nahi hoti.


Nayi nayi Shaadi thi, Naya tha Zamana, Dulha bechain tha sunne ko Gaana, Dulhan ne shuru kiya……BHAIYA MORE RAKHI KE BANDHAN KO NIBHANA.


Bejan phul ko khushbu dena koi apse sikhe, rote hue ko hasana koi apse sikhe, dost banana toh har koi jante hai, dosti nibhana koi apse sikhe.


Ek sawak zindagi se hai k hum Is duniya me kyo jiya karte, jab kisi k liye kisi k paas waqt nahi, to phir log kyo rishta bana liya karte hai.

dostisacchi
August 7th, 2006, 07:04 PM
Kaju, badam, akhrot, pista, kishmish…..All dry fruits r sweet but they have no comparison with u becoz Khajur ki baat hi kuch aur hai.


Yeh deewangi hai jam nahi, kaanto pe chalna aasan kaam nahi, yeh toh pal do pal ka junnon hai, dosti karna aur karke nibhana har ek ke bas ka kaam nahi.


Socha tha duniya mei ek rishta matlabi nahi hota, jo rishta dosti ka hai khokla nahi hota, khokle insaan se dosti na karna, nahi to zindagi ka matlab dosti nahi hota.


Kavi ki kavita mai sarangi ke tar bajte hai, shayar ki shayari me chand sitare sajte hai, baagon ke pholon par gun gun bhaware hi gunte hai, bewafa ki bewafai main gum-e-halat mai dil hamare jalte hai.


Fareb tha hasi mai, aashiqui samaj baithe, maut ko hi zindagi samaj baithe, waqt ka mazak tha ya badnasibi hamari, unki baton ko hum chahat samaj baithe.

dostisacchi
August 7th, 2006, 07:19 PM
Mitha sa dard dil mein utha tha abhi abhi, kya tumne mujhe yaad kiya abhi abhi, tumse mile zamana hua phir bhi yun laga, jaise tum mujhe mil kar gaye abhi abhi.


Ehsas bahut hoga jab chod ke jayenge, royenge magar ansu nahi ayenge, jab sath na de koi toh awaz hume dena, asman mein honge toh laut ke aayenge.


Hame bhi pyar karne ka khayal aya, Jabhi yeh socha khudko akela paya, dhundte rahe is duniya mein humsafar, kisiko bewafa kisiko dhokebaaz paya.


Dosti ka safar lamba hua toh kya hua….thoda tum chalo…..thoda hum challenge, phir………….. auto kar lenge…………


Dil se bolun baat main sachi, HUM TUM ek daal ke panchi, Dosti hamari yeh hogi na kachi, Teri photo se toh meri negative aachui….!

dostisacchi
August 11th, 2006, 05:50 PM
Mat ranj kar ae dil, agar tujh par gam ki raat hai. Phir wahi aayenge din, do-chaar din ki baat hai.


Samay hai behta paani jise koi na rok paaye, jo iska upyog kar le woh mahaan ban jaaye.


Jahazon ko jo duba de use tufhan kehte hain, tufhano se jo takkar le use insaan kehte hain.


kuch lamho ke liye zindagi mere sath thi choti mager haseen mulakat thi abb to wo lamhe ansu ban ker behte hai tanhai main khamoshi main itna kehte hai kyu bevajha taklif dete ho in ankho ko kyu sajate ho tute khawbo ko abb kya kahai zindagi tujhe pana chahte hai kuch lamhe aur tere sath bitana chahte hai’


'Chhutey na rang aise rang de saanvariya
Mitey na yaad aise rang de manwa
Pyar ka jaam rahe saari umariya
Aise rang daal ki jhum uthe meri duniya’

dostisacchi
August 11th, 2006, 05:53 PM
Guzare Huve Kal Ki Yaad Aati Hai
Kuch Lamho Se Aakhen Bhar Aati Hai...
Woh Rangeen Shaam Nirali Doob Jati Hai
Jab Aap Jaise Dost Ki Yaad Aati Hai.


Tum mujhe bhool kar to dekho
Har khushi routh jayegi
Jab akele tum baithogi
Khud-ba-khud meri yaad aayegi.


Aaj ujaali ki kiran kho gayi
zindagi veraan se ho gayi,
gaye woh din
jab humne unse umeed rakhi thi
Aaj yeh khoob ho gaya
ki humain mohabbat se nafrat ho gayi.


Do Kadam TO Sab Chal Lete Hain, Par,
Zindagi Bhar Ka Saath Koi Nahi Nibhata
Agar Ro kar Bhulaai Jaati Yaadein
To Hanskar Koi Ghum Naa Chupata!


Jaane Kya Sochkar Lehrein Sahil Se Takraakar Laut Jaati Hai,
Samajh Mein Nahi Aata Wo Kinaare Se bewafaai Karti Hai,
Yaa Laut kar Milne Ka Waada Nibhaati Hai!


Aasoo-on Ke Chalne Ki Aawaaz Nahi Hoti,
Dil Ke Tootne Ki Aahat Nahi Hoti,
Agar Hota Khuda Ko Har Dard Ka Ehsaas,
To Usey Dard Dene Ki Aadat Nahi Hoti!


Aasmaan Ko Neend Aaye To Sulaayein Kahan
Dharti Ko Maut Aaye To Dafnaayein Kahan
Saagar Mein Lehar Aaye To Chupaaein Kahan
Hume Aapki Yaad Aaye To Jaayein Kahan!!


"Aisa rumaal hi kahan
jo mere asoon ko poch sake
tumhara aisa yeah dil kahan jo
mere haal ko samajh sake".


"KitnA Pyaar Karte hain tumse
Kaash TumkO bhi yeH ehsaaS ho JayE
Magar AisA na Ho Ke
Woh hosH mein tab Aaaye
Jab HuM gehri neenD mein so JaayE".


"Ujdha Sansarr Lugg Rahi Hay Duniya
Bhojal Beemar Lagg Rahi Hay Duniya
Jiss Din Say Gaye Ho Tum Uss Din Say Mujhey
"Baasi Akhbar" Lagg Rahi Hay Duniya".

dostisacchi
August 11th, 2006, 05:54 PM
1) Koi dikha k roe, koi chupake roe, par maut ka asli maza tab aye jab katil b khud tumhare janaze pe roe.


2) Gum-e-zindagi k maare hai
Har baazi jeet k haare hai
Meri jholi mein jitne patthar hai..
Sab mere nalayak doston ne hi maare hain..


3) " zindagi ek radt hai.... Jis mein na jane kitne khwab hai.... Jo mil gaya woh apna hai.....Jo tut gaya woh sapna hai..... !


4) Gum ki andhiyo se gujar jayenge.sagar ki leharo me utar jayege.hume marane k liye "fasi" ki jarurat nahi.dilse nikal do yu hi mer jayenge..


5) NASA ne 3sardar chand pe bheje.Rocket uda,Par aadhe raste se vapas aaya.jab sardaron ko pucha gaya to bole.AAJ AMAWAS HAI,CHAND TO HOGA NAHI.


6) Hume hasne-hasane ki aadat hai,Nazron se nazar milane ki aadat he,Par hamari to nazar unse he ja mili,jinhe nazar zhukake Sarmane ki Aadat he.


7) kitna bebas hai insaan kismat ke bina, kitna door hai sapna hakikat ke bina, koi ruki hui dhadkan se puche, kitna tadapta hai dil aap k bina.


8) Na kabhi ye chupaya ki pyar kitna hai, na kabhi ye jataya ki dard kitna hai, bus ek hame or us khuda ko hai maloom, tujhse mulakat ka intzar kitna hai..


9) Nishana jo le wo survir,Nishane pe lag jaye wo Tir, Dil me jo utar jaye wo Tasvir,Aap jaise dosto ka sath mil jaye vo Taqdir.,.......


10) roop ka aakarshan pyar nahi hota, man chaaha sapna saakar nahi hota, har kisi pe na mar mitna, har kisi ke dil mein sacha pyar nahi hota.

dostisacchi
August 11th, 2006, 06:00 PM
Sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1.


Thought of u 2day,dats not new,thought of u yesterday + da day b4 2, ill think of u 2mor + my whole life thru & ill think of u 4eva coz i think da world of U.


I have liked many but loved very few. Yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue, just for the pleasure of a moment with u.


i luv ur eyes i luv ur smile.i cherish ur ways i adore ur style.Wot can i say? ur 1of a kind & 24/7 ur on my mind!


there was an headcount of angels in heaven, pandemonium strucked discovering dat an angel is missing, pls call heaven &tell dem ure safe wit me, my sweet angel.


Can i stay here in ur "Inbox" & wait until 07/08/200 6
so I'll b the 1st to wish u "HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY ". My dear friend...


Diffrnc btween Love & Frinship...
"U give ur whole heart to ur lov & they BREAK it..."
But "u give ur broken heart to a friend & they MAKE it..."
Thats Frnship.


If Yesterday didn't end up the way YOU planned,
just remember, GOD created TODAY for YOU to START a new one!
The BEST is yet to come!!


When a Message sent from a distance...
U cannot see the Faces,
U cannot see the Smiles,
But
U can sense the care that truly come from?,?,?.


Friends change, I know they do.. but this friend will always belong to
you..
Friends hurt I know they do.. But this friend gets hurt more without
"YOU"!


I opened my wallet, found it empty, srched my pocket & found few coins,
srched my heart & i found u, then i realised how rich i'm 2 hav U...


I kept ur name in my JOURNAL, n posted u in d LEDGER of my heart,
u wont b Classified as FIXEDASSETS,
bcoz d MARKET VALUE of frndshp wil nev DEPRECIATE 4 m hrt


Never say gud bye 2 sum1 who luv u..
Never say thanx who really need u..
Never blame a person who really trust u..
Never 4get a person who think u as LIFE

rahul_parab2006
August 11th, 2006, 06:34 PM
1. Log kahtey hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hain maut nahi,
Magar voh kya jane ki dhoka bhi zindagi deti hai maut nahi

2. Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi Mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein Ladkiyan aur bhi hein

3. Mombati ke andar ka dhaga bola, Main jalta hoon to tu kyon pighalti hai?
Mombati boli, Jisko dil mein jagah di woh bichade ti aansoo to niklenge hi.

4. Sabne kaha Dosti ek Dard hai,
Humne kaha Dard kabool hai,
Subne kaha is Dard ke saath Jee na Paogay,
Humne kaha teri Dosti ki saath Marna kabool hai

5. Kasur na unka hai na mera, Hum dono hi rishton ki rasmein nibhate rahe,
Woh dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe, Hum mohabbat ko dil mein chupate rahe.

6. Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain,
Hum hain ki unse pyar kiya karte hain,
Khuda ne takdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha,
Aur hum hain ki chaand ki aarzu kiya karte hain

7. Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai,
Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai,
Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad,
Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai.

8. Aansuon ko bohut samjhaya ke yun na aya karo, mehfil mein hamara mazaak na udaya karo, is par aansu bole mehfil mein tumhe akela paate hain isliye chale aate hain.

9. Bhool Se Agar Koi Bhool Hui,
To Bhool Samajke Use Bhool Jana,
Arey Bhoolna Sirf Bhool Ko,
Bhoolkar Bhi Hume Na Bhool Jana

10. Khuda kisi ko kisi pe fida na kare, Kare to qayamat tak juda na kare,
Yeh mana ki koi marta nahi judai mein, lekin jee bhi to nahi pata tanhai me

dostisacchi
August 14th, 2006, 07:25 PM
Friendship is like a glass
handle it with care
because once broken cannot be mended
and even if mended....
a crack is always there !!!


When Nights are long & Friends are few,
I sit by my Window & think of u.
a silent whisper a silent tear.
with all my Heart i wish you were here.


When I open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha..


When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone,
make sure that u select someone who will never break your heart
coz broken hearts have no spare parts.


Most people walk in and out of your life,
but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.


Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,
and impossible to forget.


Don't frown.
You never know who is falling in love with your smile.


When it hurts to look back,
and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there..


When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!


One day Love and friendship met.
Love asked-when i already exist why are you here?
Friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!"
Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good.

dostisacchi
August 14th, 2006, 07:28 PM
If you love someone, put their name in a circle,
instead of a heart, because hearts can break,
but circles go on forever.


If all my friends were to jump off a bridge,
I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them.


To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.


Smile a while and while you smile,
smile another smile and soon there will be miles
and miles of smile just because you smiled,
I wish your day is full of SMILE


A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart, FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart.


A friend is sweet when it is new...
it is sweeter when it is true....
but you know that.....
it is the sweetest when it is u..."


Mountain can fly, river can dry
you can forget me but never can I.


Destiny decides who u meet in life
but its only your heart that can decide
who gets to stay in your life.....


Have a heart that never hardens
have a smile that never fades
have a touch that never burnt
and have friendship that never breaks.


If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake
if u need me i ill hurry, if u don't call me i ill worry
if u hurt me i ill cry but if u leave me i ill die.

dostisacchi
August 14th, 2006, 07:33 PM
1) Meri Chahat ne Use Khushi De di,
Badle Me Usne Mujhe Sirf Khamoshi De di.
Khuda Se Dua Mangi Marne Ki,
Lekin Usne Bi Tadapne Ke Liye Zindagi De di.


2) Naa lana use mere janaze mein, meri mohabbat ki toheen hogi. Main chaar logo ke kandhe pe hoonga aur meri jaan paidal chal rahi hogi!


3) Tod do woh kasam jo khayi hai, kabhi yaad kar lene me kya burai hai, yaad apko bina kiye raha bhi to nahi jata, Dil me jagah apne aisi jo banai hai.....!


4) Pakar khusiyan behak jate hai hum,
Pakar gum bi muskrate hai hum,
Tanhaiyon mein jab bhi yad ati hai unki,
Jamane ko kya khudko bi bhul jate hum.


5) Tu kahi bhi rahe sar par ilzaam to hai, tere hathon ki lakeero me mera naam to hai. Tu mujhe apna bana ya na bana, par tu jamane me mere naam se badnaam to hai.


6) MERI jindgi ka sahara nahi hai, Is jaha main koi hamara nahi hai, Chhuaa unka daaman to wo haskar bole, Dost ye daaman tumhara nahi hai .


7) Kaash khushiyon ki koi dukaan hoti, hame bhi uski koi pahchaan hoti, bhar dete aapke anchal ko khushiyo se, keemat uski chahe meri jaan hoti.


8) Kya khaber thi yeh din bhi aynge,
jina bhi mushkil ho jayega, mar bhi na payinge,
aaj teri mahfil se uth challe hai,
kal eis dunia se uth jayenge.........


9) Mehak dosti ki ishq se kam nahi hoti, ishq bina duniya khatam nahi hoti, agar saath ho jindhgi me dosto ka, toh jindhgi janat se kam nahi hoti.


"It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone"

dostisacchi
August 31st, 2006, 07:26 PM
Chale aao hum yaad karte hain, yeh woh gunah hai jo hum barbar karte hain, jala ke chirag hasratoonka dil mein, hum apke aaneka intezar karte hain.


Mere haal pe unka muskurana gazab tha, Bina baat mujhe unka satana gazab tha, Milne ki baat chale to bahana bana dena, aur Bina vade ke unka aana gazab tha.

Lamhe ye sunhere kal saath ho na ho...kal main aaj jaisi baat ho na ho... yaado ke haseen lamhe dil me rahange....tamam umar chahe mulaqat ho na ho!

Apnapan sikha kar juda ho gaye. Na socha na samjha khafa ho gaye, Duniya mein ab hum kisko apna kahenge, vo bhi sab ki tarah bevafa ho gaye.
Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti hai, sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai, pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya ghabrana, suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai....

Hume ashkon se zakhmon ko dhona nahi aata, milti hai khushi to use khona nahi aata, seh lete hain har gham muskurakar, aur log kehte hain hame rona nahi aata.

Aap ke khayalo se fursat nahi milti, hame ek pal ki rahat nahi milti, mil to jati hai sab kuch, bas apki ek jhalak nahi milti.

Dil Ko Manana Gar Hota Aaasaaan Na Karta Kisi Ko Yoon Ye Pareshaan Tanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil Main Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Bayaan.

Har tarah ke shikwe ko seh lete hai, Zindagi ko yu hi jee lete hai. Mila lete hai jinse dosti ka hath, Un hathon se phir ZAHER bhi pe lete hai.

dostisacchi
August 31st, 2006, 07:28 PM
1) What is the similarity between Bill gates and me? Dont know? So
simple, He never comes to my house and I never go to his
house ...EGO Problem.

2) We sms Each Other B'coz U Think Im Nice i Think Ur Nice U Think
Im Cool i Think Ur Cool U Think Im Sweet i Think Ur Sweet U Think Im
Smart i Think Ur RigHT.

3) Who Said English is Easy
Fill this blank with
Yes or No?
1. __ I don't have a BRAIN.
2. __I dont have SENSE.
3. __I am STUPID.

5) I was writing 3 Good Lines about u & i wrote:
1. )_______
2. )_______
3. )_______
nalayak kuchh to accha kiya hota life mein, tabhi likhta.

6) I want to Share 'EVRYTHING' with U. Your JOYS ur SADNESS, ur HAPPY MOMENTS. Every Single SECOND OF THE DAY. Let's START with
Your "BANK A/C..

7) When cloud breaks rain falls, When coconut breaks water falls,
When luv breaks tears fall, But.. When ur HEAD breaks.. Aailaa !!!
Khali hai!

8) U r sweet U r caring U r artist U r kind U r intelligent U r
atractive U r smart thoda aur IMPROVE karo Tabhi mere jaise banoge.

9) Aaj ye baat samjh aai,is dharti par Apki hukumat samjh aai,apko
dharti par bhejna khuda ka bahana tha, kyunki ravan k bad kisi ko to
aana tha..

10) A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man
never worries about the future until he gets a wife..

11) PanditJi ne apke mobile ki rashi dekh kar bataya hai ki aapke
mobile pe KANJOOSI ki mahadsha mandra rahi hai.Turant 21 Sms ka yagna karvao.

12) Shukriya karo oos khuda ka k usne hume banaya hai... kyonki ek pyaara, achchha, smart,cute & Handsom sa dost humne na sahi tumne to paya hai.

13) Ishq ne insaan ko kya se kya bana diya, kisiko ashiq to kisiko
deewana bana diya, 2 phool ka boj na utha sakti thi mumtaj ,
shahjahan ne pura taj mahal mumtaj par bana diya.

dostisacchi
August 31st, 2006, 07:30 PM
Main aapko dekhna chahta hoon,aapse milna chahta hoon,par yeh
log bahut zalim hain kehte hain
"ZOO"bandh ho gaya kal aana...

Sweet persons talk from HUTCH.Lovers talk from AIRTEL . Beggers
talk from BSNL. Beuties talk from SPICE. But BRILLIANTS never talk.
They send SMS.

Asmaan per jitne sitare hain ! Ankhon main jitne ishare
hain 'Samander ke jitne kinare hain " UTNE SCREW DHEELE TUMHARE
HAIN " ha ha ha...

Wife: kal raat tum neend me mujhe gaaliya de rahe the.
Husband: Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai.
Wife: kaisi galat fehmi?
Husband: Yehi ki main soya hua tha.

SardarDirector: U Should jump 2 d swimingpool frm 100 ft Height.
Act: i don't know swiming. SardarDirector: dn't wory, their is no
water.

Hi jaan_
Kya haal hai jaan_
Kaha ho jaan_
Kab miloge jaan_
Tumhari badi yaad aa rahi hai jaan_
Zyada khush na ho.
Har blank _ mein "war" word add kar lena.

dostisacchi
August 31st, 2006, 07:30 PM
1)Meri Deewangi Ko Galat Na Samajhna,
Maine Chaha Hai Tumhe Hadh Se Badhkar ,
Meri Zindagi Se Kabhi Dur Na Jana,
Maine Paya Hai Tumhe Kismat Ki Lakeeron Se Ladhkar...

2)Hum To Har Ek Ko Apnakar Rishta Banate Gaye
Jahan Jahan Se Guzre Apni Yaad Chodte Gaye
Par Kismat Ka Likha Bhi Ajeeb Hai.
Gunehgar Koi Aur Hum Saza Paate Gaye.

3)Kitni Jaldi Yeh Mulakat Guzar Jati Hai
Pyas Bujhti Nahi Ke Barsat Guzar Jati Hai
Apni Yaadon Se Keh Do Ke Yun Na Aaya Kare
Neend Aati Nahi Aur Raat Guzar Jati Hai.

4)Panchi Ki Tarhan Khuli Fizaaon Mein
Mein Bhi Urna Chahati Thi Magar Meri
Yeh Tamanna Poori Nahin Huwi
Hawa Toh Chalti Rehti Hai
Zindagi Bhi Chalti Rahegi
Jaise Chalta Hai Jonkha
Hawa Ka.!!!

5) Din Raat Aanhein Bherte Ho Yaad Me
Par Mohabbat Ka Izhaar Kyun Nahi Kerte?
Nazer Se Nazer Takraati Hai Har Baar
Chaah Ker Bhi Aankhen Chaar Kyun Nahi Kerte?
Poocho Hum Se Bhi Hamare Dil Ke Haalaat
Ankhon Me Chupe Pyar Ka Aitbaar Kyun Nahi Kerte?

6) Sab Jaan Ke Bhi Mujhse Vo Bhulaya Na Gaya
Uske Diye Pyar Ka Koi Bhi Nishaan Mitaya Na Gaya
Chaha Bahut Maine Ki Dafan Kar Dun Uski Sab Yaadein
Vo Tuti Hui Chudi Vo Barsaat Ki Raatein,
Vo Aaine Pe Lipstik Ka Nishan Vo Mahobaat Ki Baatein
Mujhse Mere Hi Dil Pe Ye Juram Dhaya Na Gaya
Koi Yaad Uski Na Hi Apni Hateli Se Uska Naam Mitaya Na Gaya.

7)Maana K Bhul Jana Aap Ki Fitrat Hi Sahi
Magar Humein Bhul Jana Aap Ki Kismat Mein Nahi
Agar Yaqeen Naho To Aazma K Dekh Lena
Apne Aap Ko Bhul Jaaoge Par Humein Nahi..

Humein Jab Kabhi Khushi Mehsoos Ki Hain
Har Kadam Pey Aap Ki Kami Mehsoos Ki Hain.

dostisacchi
August 31st, 2006, 07:32 PM
1)Jab Pyar Karna Seekh Liya,
Toh Pyar Nibhana Bhi Seekh Liya,
Jab Aaye Aapki Yaad Toh,
Palkon Ko Jhukana Bhi Seekh Liya,
Is Dar Se Ki Koi Dekh Na Le Yeh Aansoo,
Har Gham Mein Muskurana Bhi Seekh Liya.

2)Ankhon Ki Zuban Wo Samaj Nahi Pate
Hoth Magar Kuch Kahe Nahi Pate,,,,,,
Apni Bebasi Kis Tarah Kahe Hum,
Koi He Jiske Bina Hum Reh Nahi Pate!!!!

3)Woh Aakh Hi Kya Jo Pyar Ki Zubaan Na Samjh Sake,
Hoth To Hile Bina Hi ,Sab Kuch Ankh Se Kehlete Hai,
Pyar Ko Bebasi Na Kaho Mere
Keh Ne Ke Liye Sahara Dondh Na Padhe Tumhe.

4) Ki Thi Suruaat Ek Choti Si Mazak Se..
Mazak Dard Ban Jayega Ye Malum Na Tha..
Samajhte The Jise Hum Apna Yaar..
Wo Ek Din Pyar Ban Jayega Ye Malum Na Tha..

5)Dil Ki Dharkan Ko Dharka Gaya Koi
Mere Khawabon Ko Mehka Gaya Koi ,
Hum Tu Anjanay Raston Pay Chal Rahay Thay
Achanak Hi Pyaar Ka Matlab Seekha Gaya Koi!!!!!!!

6)Dil Ko Araam Milta Hai Tujhe Pane Se
Meri Saans Main Saans Hai Bas Tere Hi Aane Se
Kaise Tuh Chod Jati Hai Mukhe Bari Mehfil Main Tanha
Kya Dar Lagta Hai Tujhe Mere Tere Karib Aane Se.

7) Kitna Bhi Chaho Na Bhool Pao Gay Hume
Jitni Door Jao Gay Nazdik Pao Gay Hume
Mita Sakte Ho To Mita Do Yaaden Meri
Magar Kya Sapno Se Juda Kar Pao Gaya Humhe.

8) Dil Mein Tumharey Pyaar Key Jaltey To Hain Chirag
Mana Ki In Ki Roshni Tum Par Ayaan Nahi
Na Tum Bewafa Ho, Na Hum Bewafa Thay
Magar Kya Karain Apni Rahain Juda Hain.

9)Na Koi Kisi Se Door Hota Hai
Na Koi Kisi Ke Kareeb Hota Hai
Pyaar Khud Chal Kar Aata Hai
Jab Koi Kisi Ke Naseeb Main Hota Hai.

10)Jab Se Tum Ho Zindagi Mein Aaye
Khushiyon Ki Baarat Ko Saath Laye. . .
Bhagwan Ne Bhi Sun Li Fariyaad Meri
Dekho To Fiza Mein Kitne Gul Hai Muskuraye. .

dostisacchi
September 2nd, 2006, 04:36 PM
Logo Ne Sharab Mehkhane Ja Ja Kar Pee Hai,
Jo Do Pal Mein Utar Jayegi
Humne To Pee Hai Apne Mehboob Ki Aankho Se,
Jo Umar Bhar Naa Utar Payegi....

Woh Khud Hi Ho Ruswa Khudi Maan Jaye
Jo Main Rooth Jaon To Mujh Ko Manaye
Mere Paas Aaye Zara Muskaraye
Jo Main Ro Paroon To Woh Aansoo Bahaye.

Iss Kadar Chaha Hai Tujhe Humney
Tere Siwa Aur Kuch Ab Nazar Aata Nahi
Ik Tere Hi Jalwe Rehte Hai Ankhoon Mein
Kuch Aur Meri Nigaahoon Ko Ab Bhata Nahi.

Saleeka Hi Nahi Shayad Usse Mehsos Karneka
Jo Kehta Hai Khudda Hai To Nazar Ana Zarori Hai
Jo Dil Mein Hai Usse Ankho Se Kehlana Zarori Hai
Mohabbat Na Samajh Hoti Hia ... Samjhana Zarori Hai.

Hume Bhi Pyaar Karne Ka Khayal Aaya,
Jub Bhi Yeh Khayal Aya Khud Ko Akeala Paya,
Dhoonte Rahe Is Duniya Main Humsafar,
Kisi Ko Dhoke Baaz, Kisi Ko Bewafa Hi Paya.

Pyar Karnay Ka Koi Saleeqa Nahi Hota!
Wafa Nibhanay Ka Koi Tareeqa Nahi Hota!
Pyar To Woh Hai Jo Ankhon Say Dil Main Utray!
Ahsas Dilay Pyar Ka Koi Kisay, Aisa Nahi Hota!
Jo Raz-E-Dil Kahna Ho Kabhi Sanam Say!
Khat Hi Likha Jay, Yeh Zaruri Nahi Hota!

Ae Allah Aaj Yeh Faislaa Kar De
Use Mera Ya Mujhe Uska Kar De
Bohot Dukh Sahe Hain Maine Zindagi Mein
Koi Khushi Ab Mera Muqaddar Kar De
Nahin Naseeb Main Agar Uska Milna
Khatm Karde Ye Zindagi, Mujhe Fana Kar De !!!

Kon Kehta Hai Wo Mujh Se Juda Hai
Har Pal Wo Meri Palkon Mein Rehti Hai
Meri Har Saans Main Khusboo Hai Uski
Dil Ki Dharkan Bhi Yehi Kehti Hai.

Ho Sakta Hai Ki Aaj Unhe Mere Pyar Aur Dosti Ki Zarurat Nahi,
Par Mujhe Lagta Hai Ki Dost Ko Uski Dosti Ka Ehsaas Tab Hota Hai,
Jab Wo Uski Zindagi Se Bohot Dur Chala Jata Hai...
Aur Beetein Hue Lamho Ki Kuch Haseen Yaadein Chod Jata Hai."

dostisacchi
September 2nd, 2006, 04:37 PM
1)Mujhe Naaz Hai Ke Too Mera Pyar Hai,
Tum Ho To Mujhe Jine Ka Armaan Hai,
Tumhe Milne Se Dil Khil Uthta Hai,
Meri Zindagi Ki Ek Toohi Pahechaan Hai,
Tere Siwa Mujhe Kisi Se Kya Kaam Hai,
Tere Bina Mera Jina Bhi Bekaar Hai,
Mujhe Naaz Hai Ki Toohi Mera Pyar Hai.

2)Zindagi Ki Raahon Mein Aise Mod Bhi Aate Hain
Saawan Ke Saath-Saath Yehan Patjad Bhi Aate Hain
Aasuwon Ke Saagar Mein Moti Bhi Milthe Hain
Jo Unhe Doond Lete Hain, Wahi Zindagi Jee Lete Hain.

3)Baat Karni Mujhe Mushkil Kabhi Aisi To Na Thi
Jaisi Ab Hai Teri Mehfil Kabhi Aisi To Na Thi
Le Gaya Cheen Ke Kaun Aaj Tera Sabr-O-Qarar
Be-Qaraari Tujhe Ae Dil Kabhi Aisi To Na Thi.

4)Har Saans Hai Mahaki Hui Ehsaas Se Tere
Jaise Koi Kushboo Hai Tujhe Sochte Rehna.

5)Mera Har Pal Teri Yaad Mein Guzarta Hai,
Teri Har Mehak Teri Har Khushbu Hawaon Me Mehakte Hai,
Teri Har Batein Teri Har Hasi Fizaon Me Chahakte Hai,
Tera Har Gum Tere Har Aanshu Mere Khwabon Mein Siskate Hai,
Ab Tum Hi Kaho Hum Kya Kare Jab Hamara Dil
Sirf Aap Ke Liye Dhadakta Hai. .......

6)Unhe Hum Rooh Se Pehchante Hai
Per Abhi Jaante Nahi,
Is Dil Ke Aaine Mein Hai Jhalakhti
Unkee Mohabbat Ki Parchayi,
Per,Unke Kareeb Aanai Ki Aahat Ko Hum
Abhi Jaanate Hi Nahi.

7)Chale Gaye Tha Dur Ek Pal Ke Liye,
Magar Aap Ke Dil Ke Karib Tha Har Pal Ke Liye,
Kaise Bhoolenga Aap Ko Ek Pal Ke Liye,
Jab Kho Chuke Hai Khud Ko Har Pal Ke Liye.

8)Mohabbat Ki Shamma Jalake To Dekho,
Zara Dil Ki Duniya Saja Kar To Dekho,
Tumhe Ho Na Jaaye Mohabbat To Kehna,
Zara Humse Nazaren Milake To Dekho.

9) Mahfil-E-Ishq Sajao To Koi Bat Banay!
Dolat-E-Ishq Lutao To Koi Bat Banay!
Jam "Saghar" Say Nahi Pina Mujh Ko!
Ankhon Say Pilao To Koi Baat Banay!

dostisacchi
September 2nd, 2006, 04:38 PM
Khuda Ne Jab Tumhe Banaya Hoga
Tu Usske Dil Pe Ek Saroor Chaya Hoga
Socha Hoga Ki Tujhko Janat Mein Rakhoon
Fir Ussko Mera Khayal Aaya Hoga.

Wafa Ke Rang Mein Doobi Har Shaam Tere Liye,
Yeh Dagar, Yeh Nagar,Mera Naam Bus Tere Liye,
Tu Mahekti Rahe Chandni Raaton Ki Tarah,
Is Naye Saal Ka Paigaam Tere Liye.

Kajal Banke Teri Aankho Mein Samane Ki Tamanna Hai,
Dawa Banke Tere Dard Mitane Ki Tamanna Hai,
Yun To Haasil Hai Zamane Ki Har Cheez Mujhe,
Sirf Ek Baar Tujhe Dulhan Ke Roop Mein Paane Ki Tamanna Hai.

Jazbat-E-Ishq Nakaam Na Hone Dengay,
Dil Ki Duniya Mein Kabhi Shaam Na Hone Dengay.
Pyar Ka Har Dard Apne Sar Lengay,
Par Aapko Kabhi Ashk Na Bahane Dengay.

Yun Achanak Se Aa Jaati Ho Saamne,
Ke Main Kuch Bhi Keh Paata Nahi,
Kya Kahu Tere Husn Ke Sajde Mein,
Ke Koi Sher Bhi Yaad Aata Nahi...

Chalo Tumhare Pyar Par Yakeen Karte Hein
Dil Kya Yeh Jaan Tum Par Qurbaan Karte Hein
Bus Tum Mere Dil Ko Dhukana Mat
Bus Yehi Tumse Hum Faryaad Karte Hein.

Tum Bahot Khoobsurat Ho,
Jise Dilme Basa Lia Hai,
Tumse Khoobsurat Hai Tumhari Aankhein,
Jise Dekhne Ko Ji Chahata Hai,
Aankho Se Khoobsurat Hai Muskaan Tumhari,
Bas Paheli Nazar Me Bana Dia Diwana Hame.

Dil Ke Rishte Ab Bhi Nai Choote
Bas Dil Roothe Hai
Yaddo Ke Bandhan Ab Bhi Nahi Toote
Bas Yadein Roothi Hai
Mai Ussi Modh Par Ab Bhi Hu
Bas Teri Rahein Roothi Hai.

Khwab Chaahe Adhure Ho....Tuute Nahi
Umeed Chaahe Choti Ho....Chute Nahi
Chahe Ho Milon Ki Dooriyan
Chahe Ho Dilon Per Majbooriyan
Manzil Chaahe Door Ho, Saath Chute Nahi...

dostisacchi
September 2nd, 2006, 04:38 PM
1) Yeh Bhe Mumkin Hai Kisi Roz Na Pehchano Muje,
Wo Jo Her Baar Naya Bhes Badal Leta Hai...
Ek Baar Mujh Se Kaha Tha Mere Dosto Ne,
Ishq Dariya Hai Jo Baccho Ko Nigal Leta Hai...

2)Sapno Ki Duniya Humne Sajai Thi Bade Armaan Se
Socha Tha Karenge Pura Aapna Har Sapna Bade Samaan Se
Na Jaane Ye Kaisi Chai Aandhi Ye Kaisa Tufaan Aaya Hai
Jis Ne Kar Diya Adura Mujhe Mera Har Sapna Jalaya Hai.

4)Nigahein Apki Pehchan Hai Humari
Dosti Apki Shaan Hai Humari
Karna Hifazat Apni
Kyu Ke Dosti Apki Jaan Hai Humari.

5)Zindagi Nahin Humein Doston Se Pyaari,
Doston Pe Haazir Hai Jaan Hamaari,
Aankhon Mein Hamaari Aansoon Hai Toh Kya,
Jaan Se Bhi Pyaari Hai Muskaan Tumhaari !

6)Dosti Toh Sirf Ek Ittefaaq Hai,
Yeh Toh Dilon Ki Mulaakaat Hai,
Dosti Nahi Dekhti Yeh Din Hai Ki Raat Hai,
Isme Toh Sirf Wafaadaari Aur Jasbaat Hai !

dostisacchi
September 2nd, 2006, 04:39 PM
You stole my memories, i excuse you. you stole my laugh, i excuse you. you stole my emotions, i excuse you. but now this is too much....return my smiles otherwise i will die.

A BEAUTIFUL BELIEF:
If God answers ur prayer, He's increasing ur faith. If He delays, He's increasing ur patience. If He doesn't answer, He knows u can handle.

Special friendS are part of my meMories tht even time can never Erase.& when i'm blessed with Friends like you, my memories are worth keeping.

People say friends are made in heaven and they come in your life, But i made my friends like u in this world and made my life a HEAVEN.

Read this GODISNOWHERE.
What did u read?
God is No Where or God is Now Here! Just a beautiful way 2 say
- LIFE IS HOW U SEE IT...
Take care.

Dreams are God's way of showing what we can achieve. And he wakes us up every morning to give us a chance to achieve it. Wish u d best today.

dostisacchi
September 2nd, 2006, 04:40 PM
Deri hi sahi par duri to nahi, Intezar bhala par judai to nahi, Milna bichhadna to kismat hai apni, Aakhir insaan hai hum farishthe to nahi.

2) TUJHE Apna Mukkdr Batate Hai Hum, Khuda K Baad Tere Aage Sir Jhukate Hai Hum. dosti Ka Rishta Tod Mat Dena, is Rishte K DumPar muskurate hai hum.

3) Har Subhah Teri Muskarati Rahe, Har Shyam teri Gungunati Rahe, DOST tu Jise se bhi Mile, Her Milane walo Ko Teri Yaad Aati Rahe.

4) PHOOL bankar muskurana zindagi hai.. MUSKURA ke gum bhulana zindagi hai..Mil kar khush hue to kya hue.. Bina mile rishte nibhana zindagi hai..

5) Ek Din Jab Hum Dunia Se Chale Jaenge,Mat Sochna Apko Bhul Jaenge,Bas Ek Bar Asman Ke Taraf Dekhna,Mere Paigam Sitaro Par Aapke Liye Likhe Nazar Aaenge.

6) Khushi k LIYE Gum kurban , Hasi k Liye . AAnsoo kurban,. Pyar,k Liy Dil kurban, Mere Dost Tere Liye To Jaan Kurban,Aur ladki k Liye Yaar Tu bhi kurban!

7) Deepak me agar noor na hota,tanha dil majboor na hota, hum aapse goodmrng kehne zaroor aate agar apka ghar itni dur na hota.

8) Kudrat ke karishmo me agar raat na hoti, khwabon me bhi unse mulaqat na hoti, yeh dil har ek gam ki wajah hai, ye dil hi na hota toh koi bat hi na hoti.

9) Ek khwab, ek khayal, ek hakikat ho tum, dosti me padnewali har jarurat ho tum, jisko roj ek sms karna pade, kya yar ajib musibat ho tum....

10) Yeh Exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai, sab apne apne naseeb hote hai, rehte hai jo nigaho se door, sale wahi Question compulsory hote hai...

friendshiptruly
September 2nd, 2006, 04:47 PM
Life is Short, Live it!
Love is Small, Flirt it!
Troubles are Momentary, Face it!
Memories are Sweet, Cherish it!
I'm too Good, Accept it!

Tu chand mange main chand de du...
Tu raat mange main raat de du...
Tu dil mange main dil de du...
Tu dil mange...
Bas yaar.....
Bheek mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai!!

Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I've suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie's name is "AKKAL HO NA HO"

Dost kaha ho? Jaha ho wahi pe rehna. 3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna. Tumhari jaan ko khatra hai! Bahar BANDAR pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai.

Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge...
Raat mein diye jalte rahenge...
Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahe hamesha...
Baaki hum tou hamesha tang karte rahenger!!!

Mein tumhe pyaar ke teen shabd kehna chahta hoon... woh teen shabd jo tumhara dil tak pahooch kar, tumhe gehraayi tak chhooh jaye. Yeh teen shabd mere dil se nikal kar, tumhara dil par zaroor chhah jayenge. Ab sunlo yeh pyaar ke teen shabd - "MERA BHARAT MAHAAN". (Jai Hind)

I always think about U.
I can't live without U.
I really need U.
I'm totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I'm very desperate for U.
I'm crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
Aisa muje bajuwali kehti hai..

Its not an achievement 2 make 100 FRiENDS in a Year, but an achievement is 2 make a FRiEND for 100 Years, 'N' I know I've made ONE, that's . . . YOU !!

Knock knock...
Any1 there?
Oh good,hi i have a delivery 4u...
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( '(' ) ,@@@
=(,,)=("')@@@
(""),,,("") "@@
Roses specialy 4u...

friendshiptruly
September 2nd, 2006, 04:49 PM
If I had a single flower for every time I thought of you I could walk in my garden forever, never finding the end.

Aaj kal mann kar raha hai ki main...
tumhe..
kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar..
sabke samne...
ek...
k
ki
kis
kiss
kissa sunau Ramayan wala.

One day Friendship & Love met one-another. Love asked Friendship -"Why do U exist if I'm there?" So Friendship said -"To give a Smile to those eyes in which U leave Tears."

Love?
Its when U steal tears & still care for Her.
Its when She ignores U & U still Love Her.
Its when She begins to Love another & U still Smile.

Roses 4 u-Rs.10
Cards 4 u-Rs.25
Movie 4 u-Rs.99
Lunch 4 u-Rs.250
but a friend like u - PRICELESS!
Abey ped pe mat chadh. Priceless yane "BHANGAAR".

if
u
need
ADVICE
MSG ME
if
u
need
a FRIEND
CALL ME
if
u
need
HELP
E-MAIL ME
if
u
need
MONEY
The number u dailed is not in service pls don't try again..

The night is dark, the moon is high, i stop my car, u ask why? I come close 2 u, u feel shy, I tell u those 3 words.......
........i La Punture..

A Rose...
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======/==:', '(@)
'0 '-'; )'
eXclusively
for a nice
person
l!ke U!!
From an even NICER person like me!

friendshiptruly
September 2nd, 2006, 04:52 PM
Humse door jaoge kaise.dil se humein bhulaoge kaise, hum woh khushboo hain jo saansoon main baste hain,khud ki saansoon ko rok paoge kaise.


Dekh Kar Tumko Ye Yakeen
Hota Hai,Ke Koi Itna Bhi
Haseen Hota Hai,Dekh Hi Paate Hai Kahaan Tum Ko,
Dil Kahin Hoosh Kahin Hota Hai..

Don't love a person like a flower, because a flower eventually dies, love a person like a river because a river flows forever.

Pyar Ka Matlab Pata Nahi Aur Pyar Ka Daava Karte Hain
Duniya To Jee Ke Marti Hai Ye Mar Ke Jiya Karte Hain.

Har sahil ko kinara matt samjo, har dost ko sahara matt samjo, nazar nazar mein farak hai yaaron, har nazar ko ishara matt samjo.

Zindgi hamein bohat kuch dikhati hai, kabhi hasati hai to kabhi rulati hai,
bohat kuch sikh liya hai hamne is zindgi se, kabhi gum to kabhi khushi de jati hai.

Tujko dekhege to sitare bhi zia mangenge,
pyaase tere zulfon se, ghataa mangenge .
apne maathe se yun aachal ko na sarkadena ,
warna BUDDHE bhi javane ki dua mangenge.

Aaj, Aaj ek hasee aur baant lo...
Aaj, ek dua aur maang lo....
Aaj, ek aanso aur pi lo...
Aaj, ek zindagi aur ji lo...
Aaj, ek sapna aur dekh lo...
AAJ.....kya pata, Kal Ho naa ho....

Count Your Life With Smiles Not With Tears.
Count Your Age With Friends Not With Years.

Logo Ko Kehte Suna Hai Akser - -- Zinda Rahe To Phir Milenge.... Mager Iss Dil Ne Mehsus Kia Hai Pal Pal Milte Rahe To Zinda Rahenge---

Dost bhi khafa, hamsafar bhi khafa,
Dhoondne se bhi nahi milti is duniya me wafa,
Itne gunaah kiye hai humne zindagi main,
Muat to kya, humse zindagi bhi khafa.

Life is a book we all read it. Love is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy always have a smile. Remember in this world we are just for a while..

friendshiptruly
September 2nd, 2006, 04:56 PM
Tanhai mein fariyad to kar sakte hai,
virane ko abaad to kar sakte hai,
kya hua aap se mil nahi sakte,
lekin aapko "DIL" se yaad to kar sakte hai...

Bahut dur hai hamare ghar se tumhare ghar ka kinara,
Per hum hawa ke jhonke se ponch lete hai kya haal hai tumhara........

* What is a definition of a proffessor? A person who
has a bad habit of speaking when some1 is sleeping.

* A special smile, A special face, A special some1 i.e.
cannot replace, A special hi from me 2 u 4 de special
friendship i've found in u.....

*I’hv a confession 2 make! Evr since i've known U, its
hard 4 me 2 4get U.Evry nite U come in my dreams & I
find myself shouting BHOOT BHOOT !!...

* Darde dil sehna aasan nahi hoTa, kImti cheez ka her
koi kabil nahi hota,Yeh to BHAGWAN ki KRIPA hai,warna
tumsa dost Her kisiko hasil nahi hota !!!

* Aaye barish jara thum k baras...Jub mera pyar aaye
to jhum k baras...Pehle na baras k woh aa na
sake..Phir itna baras k woh ja na sake..

* Taro se kehdo timtimana chhod de, Chand se kehdo
jagmagana chho de, Agar tum aa nahi sakte to apni yadon
se kehdo hame satana chhod de...

Sardar is trying to commit suicide on the rail
tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with
him.
Why???
Agar train late ho to kahin bhookh se naa mar jaaye..

Smile says “ I miss u”
Kiss says”I luv u”
When girl frnd says “I wanna marry u”
Just turn around and say” hi sister how r u”

Reliance mobile ke handset ke pichhe 3G CDMA
likha hua hota hai.
Which means “Teen Gujarati Chor-Dhiru Mukesh Anil..

Bhagvan ke bine mandir adhura
Dosti ke bina jeevan adhura
Patni bina ghar adhura
Usi tarah tumhare bina pagal khana adhura.

Tum hamesha muskurate raho………….muskurate raho
………………..muskurate raho…………….muskurate raho…..
Mujhe kya………………log tumhe hi pagal samjhenge

Hostel mein rehte ladke ne apne pita ko letter
likha “no money, no fun, ur son”. To this his dad
replied “how sad, very bad, ur dad”.

friendshiptruly
September 2nd, 2006, 05:00 PM
Jale ko aag kehte hai, bukhe ko raakh kehte hai,
jo chiz tumhare paas nahi hai use hum hindi mein dimag
kehte hai.

When u stand on ur head, blood rushes 2 ur head.
But when u stand on ur feet it doesn’t rush to ur
feet. Why???? Coz ur feet r not so empty as ur head.

Signpost outside the college read the following
“drive carefully,don’t kill the students. Leave it 2
the lecturers.”

Que: why did 18 sardars go to watch a movie
Ans:coz below 18 was not allowed.

Woh bhi kya haseen din hua karte the jab hum
haseeno se kiss liya karte the. Woh din tab hua
karte the jab hum 2 saal ke hua karte the..

Papad aur jhapad mein kya fark hai???
Think……………….keeep on thinking…………………………………………………………………
Abe item itna soch kya raha hai khake dekh!!!!!!!

Shaadi karni thi mumtaz mili nahi
Taj mahal banwana tha mumtaz mili nahi
Ek din kismet khuli mumtaz mili
Ab taj mahal banana hai
Kambakht mumtaz marti hi nahi..

Tumsa koi zameen par aaya to rab se shikayat
hogi. Ek to sambhala nahi jaata, doosra aayega to kya
haalat hogi.

Old people used to annoy me at weddings by
pinching my cheek and saying u r the next, they
stopped doing it when I started doing the same at
funerals.

Que: How do u identify a sardar in a classroom?
Ans: He is the one who erases his note-book when the
teacher rubs the black-board.

Yun to hum hai brahmchari …….. magar jahaa dekhi
naari wahaa ankh maari, pat gayi to humari warna fir
brahmachari.

Ghunghat mein tujhe dekha to deewana hua
Sangeet ka tarana hua,
Shama ka parwana hua,
Masti ka mastana hua,
Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se rawana hua..

Tumhare naam ki gazlein chand pe likhne ko jee
chahta hai
Tumhare naam ki gazlein chand pe likhne ko jee
chahta hai
Magar kya kare saala ye khwaab aata hai amavas ki raat
Ko.

Wo chumle ek baar to aati nahi n