prakash_dudes
July 25th, 2006, 12:27 AM
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1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. (http://www.funlok.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1840&mode=&order=0&thold=0)
Be prepared for my mood (http://www.funlok.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1840&mode=&order=0&thold=0).
2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office.
If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return From holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order It was received (http://www.funlok.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1840&mode=&order=0&thold=0).
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6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system...
You are Currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 13 weeks.
7. I've run away to join a different circus (http://www.funlok.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1840&mode=&order=0&thold=0).
8. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons...
When I return, Please refer to me as ' Margaret ' instead of 'Steve'.