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stas20
October 28th, 2009, 12:56 AM
HOW DOES A WOMAN MAKE A MAN A MILLIONAIRE?

IF HE WAS A BILLIONAIRE BEFORE!!!! :D
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Augustus
October 29th, 2009, 04:29 PM
Nice one, thanks for keeping the smile on members face.
charactereducation
November 7th, 2009, 06:35 PM
I didn't find any funny thing in your joke. I don't think that its a joke. Its just a wastage of time.
shweta.johar.bhatia
November 11th, 2009, 06:13 PM
I hope you didn't send the joke to view study material by fulfilling the requirement of 1 or more posts. Lol.

Well I am doing the same.. :SugarwareZ-286:

Anyways I will share a few one liners

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.


Hope everyone liked it! V.True. Enjoy! Tc.:SugarwareZ-200:
rahulbajaj236
November 11th, 2009, 10:55 PM
hahahahah no experience yet but im sure its true hahahahahah