Indian hell

vengabeats

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An Indian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different
hell for each country.
He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they
lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in
and whips you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.
He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He
discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line of
people waiting to get in.
Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they
lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in
and whips you for the rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many
people waiting to get in?"
"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work,
someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former
Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the
canteen..."
 
An Engineer Having No Child, No Money, No Home, Blind Mother, Prays To God.

God Says He Will Grant Him One Wish!

Engineer: I Want My Mother To See My Wife Putting Diamond Bangles On My Child's Hands, In Our New Bunglow

God: Damn! I Still Have A Lot To Learn From These Engineers

Question: Prove That 2/10 = 2

Arts Student: Out Of Course.

Commerce Student:Wrong Question.

Medical Student: What The Hell, It's Not Possible.

Engineering Student: It's So Simple

2/10 = Two/ten

(T With T Cancel)

Wo = En

W = 23rd Letter

O = 15th Letter

E = 5th Letter

N = 14th Letter

So,

23+15 / 5+14

= 38 / 19

= 2

Hence Prooved

Engineer Rocks!
 
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Himanshi Agarwal

Well-known member
Naraka is the Hindu equivalent of Hell, where sinners are tormented after death. It is also the abode of Yama, the god of Death. It is described as located in the south of the universe and beneath the earth. ... The stay in Svarga or Naraka is generally described as temporary
 

poornima lagadapati

Active member
An Indian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different
hell for each country.
He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they
lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in
and whips you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.
He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He
discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line of
people waiting to get in.
Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they
lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in
and whips you for the rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many
people waiting to get in?"
"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work,
someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former
Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the
canteen..."
This is the exact situation of our country. This may be funny to read but this what going on 😔
 
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