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Smile Funny SMS, Funny Message - Funny Jokes - funny jokes sms for friends - September 1st, 2009

Funny SMS, Funny Message - Funny Jokes - funny jokes sms for friends


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Good looking kaun? charming kaun?
Dashing kaun? Famous kaun?
Woh aap to nahi. Fir bacha kaun?
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What are the three fastest ways of communication?
Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
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Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin hai.
Ab suraj ko hi dekh lo-
Aata hai Usha ke saath,
Rehta hai Kiran ke saath,
Aur jaata hai Sandhya ke saath!
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A mad dog is chasing a sardar. The sardar laughs while running. Know why?
He says mera to Airtel hai phir bhi Hutch ka network follow kar raha hai.
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A for apple. B for bada apple. C for chota apple. D for dusra apple. E for
ek aur apple. F for fokat ka apple. G for gol apple. H for ho gaya na pet
kharab khake itne apple.
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SMOKE everyday SMOKE means
Send
Me
One
Kool
SMS
Everyday.
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Kinni ajeeb gal hai...banda maran ne baad, bhoot ban janda hai. Par janani
churel di churel hi renhdi hai.
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The positive thinking poem.
Little birdy in the sky,
You look up and it shits in your eye.
You don't mind and you don't cry,
You just thank God that cows don't fly.

Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin hai.
Ab suraj ko hi dekh lo-
Aata hai Usha ke saath,
Rehta hai Kiran ke saath,
Aur jaata hai Sandhya ke saath!

SMOKE everyday SMOKE means
Send
Me
One
Kool
SMS
Everyday.



What do u call a fat woman waiting?
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Moti-vaiting.

What is the similarity between Mobile & Marriage?
Thode Din Aur Ruk Jata To Thoda Acha Model Mil Jaata!!
Aap Kya Jaano Hum aapko Kitna Yaad Karte Hai!
Mano Yaa NA Mano Har Pal Faryad Karte Hai,
Roz Khat Likhte Hai Cartoon Netwrok Ko,
Aur Bas Aapko Hi Dekhne Ki Maang Karte Hai!!!
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