"confusing" - Really Hilarious!!!

milind20

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
Please don't confuse urself by reading this 'confusing'
conversation, in a
confused mood.......Read at ur leisure...
Telephone conversation of "William Knott" and "Mr Watt".


Knott: "Who's calling?" was the answer to the telephone.
Watt : "Watt."
Knott: "What is your name, please?"
Watt : "Watt's my name."
Knott: "That's what I asked you. What's your name?"
Watt : "That's what I told you. Watt's my name."
A long pause, and then from Watt, "Is this James Brown?"
Knott: "No, this is Knott."
Watt : "Please tell me your name."
Knott: "Will Knott."
YOU LEFT THE TALKERS AT A POINT WHERE THEY WERE TOTALLY CONFUSED,
READ
THE
REST OF WHAT HAPPENED...
Watt : " Why not?"
Knott: " Huh? What do you mean why not?"
Watt : " Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?"
Knott: " But I told you my name!"
Watt : "Didn't you say you will not?"
Knott: " Not not, knott, Will Knott!"
Watt : "That's what I mean."
Knott: "So you know my name."
Watt : "Of course not!"
Knott: " Good. So now, what is yours?"
Watt : "Watt. Yours?"
Knott: " Your name!"
Watt : "Watt's my name."
Knott: "How the hell do I know? I am asking you!"
Watt : "Look I have been very patient and I have told you my name
and
you
have not even told me yours yet."
Knott: " You have been patient, what about me?"
Watt : " I have told you my name so many times and it is u who have
not
told me yours
yet."
Knott: " No it is u who haven't told your name!"
Watt : "Of course not!"
Knott: " See, you even know my name!"
Watt : " Of course not!"
Knott: " Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?"
Watt : " Because I don't."
[Pause]
Knott: " What is your name?"
Watt : " See, you know my name!"
Knott: " Of course not!"
Watt : " Then why do you keep asking Watt is your name?"
Knott: " To find out your name!"
Watt : " But you already know it!"
Knott: " What?"
Watt : "See, and you know mine!"
Knott: " Of course not!"NOW THEY ARE AT A POINT WHERE BOTH THINK THE
OTHER KNOWS THEIR NAME,
BUT
THEY THEMSELVES DON'T KNOW THEOTHER'S NAME.
Knott: " Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name is,
what
will
be your answer?"
Watt : "Watt's my name."
Knott: " No, no, give me only one word."
Watt : " Watt"
Knott: " Your name!"
Watt : " Right!"
[Pause before it hits him]
Knott: " Oh, Wright!"
Watt : " Yeah!"
Knott: " So why didn't you say it before?"
Watt : " I told you so many times!"
Knott: " You never said Wright before"
Watt : " Of course I did."
Knott: " Ok I won't argue any more. Do you know my name?"
Watt : " I do not."
Knott: " Well, there you go, now we know each other's name."
Watt : " I do not!"
Knott: " Good!"
[Pause before it hits him]
Watt : " Oh, Guud!"
Knott: " Good."
Watt : " No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?"
Knott: " No, it's Knott!"
Watt : " Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Guud."
Knott: " Yes Wright."
 

kartik

Kartik Raichura
Staff member
Damn man... reading this i forgot my own name . Really creative one man.

Nice convo .
 

karma

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
lol hits u on ur head.. dude watt made you think up this conversation, knott read such a confusing converstion for a long time
 
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