CoRpoRAte lESSonS!!

nikkisab

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A New York lawyer

went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an older man asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything!
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things here in North Carolina. We settle small disagreements like this with the NC Three-Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the NC three-Kick Rule?"
The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."
The New York attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old southerner. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the Yankee lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His next too kicks caused the lawyer so much pain that he just about gave up. However, the New York lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old redneck southerner, now it's my turn."
The old North Carolina farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."
 

itsshivam

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While Workin' in an Office
When u feel
Depressed....
Frustated....
Traumatized....
Ridiculed....
Messed up...

Just Close ur eyes
Take a deep Breath
Open ur eyes n say:
"Saali bhaad mein jae Company"
 

priyankappd

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
view these ppt as these are some of the interesting corporate lessons


:kelw:
 

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sachinmaniac

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A crow sat on a tree doing nothing but when a rabbit thought 2 do d the same & sat on the ground A tiger came and ate him . Moral : 2 sit and do nothing u need to sit on the top.
 

senthil_cuo

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Hi All,
Have look at the presentation.
It is very informative and it gives lot of insight on Teamwork.

Reg
Sen
 

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Deepak47

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I am new to the forums and I like this thread a lot and would like to be part of it as long as I can:SugarwareZ-244:
 

bikashshil02

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Solve this..

Sardar traveling 1st time in plane going 2 mumbai. While its landing, he shouted "BOMBAY, BOMBAY". Air hostess said: "B silent". Sardar: O.k.."Ombay, ombay"
 

illusions_in

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When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.

The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's
responses and functions." The feet said, " We should be Boss as we
carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The
hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and
earn all the money."
And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the
eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at
the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on
strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short
time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet
twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.
Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so
the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while
the Boss just sat and passed out the shit !

Management Lesson :

You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.
 

illusions_in

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A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.

A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you
and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson :

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high
up.
 

abhishreshtha

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A turkey was chatting with a bull. I would love to be able to get to
the top of that tree, sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy Well,
why don't you nibble on my droppings?replied the bull. They're packed
with nutrients.The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave
him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day,
after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a
fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he
was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of
the tree.

Moral of the story: Bull-crap might get you to the top,
but it wont keep you there.

———————–
 

abhishreshtha

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
A turkey was chatting with a bull. I would love to be able to get to
the top of that tree, sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy Well,
why don't you nibble on my droppings?replied the bull. They're packed
with nutrients.The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave
him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day,
after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a
fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he
was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of
the tree.

Moral of the story: Bull-crap might get you to the top,
but it wont keep you there.

———————–
 

abhishreshtha

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
Rohit woke up one fine morning with a huge hangover. He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sat down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

Rohit looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. “Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Rohit asks, Son, what happened last night?
His son says, Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door
Totally Confused, Rohit asks, So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!

His son replies, Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said , hey !!!!!!! leave me alone! Im married!

Moral-breakfast ” Rs. 100.00

Self-induced hangover ” Rs. 2000.00

Broken furniture ” Rs. 20,000.00

Saying The Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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