venkatmannem
Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
its nice to see still it seems to lighten up with humour
ankitgokani
MP Guru
sardar are intellegent......................
rahul_parab2006
MP Guru
Where Santa Singh is living today??? :SugarwareZ-251:
jitenmazee
Banned
Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.
Q. Approximately how many birthdays does the average Japanese woman have?
A. Just one. All the others are anniversaries.
Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. He sleeps at night.
Q. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today?
A: Because he is dead.
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A: It becomes wet.
Q. What often falls but never gets hurt?
A : Rain
Q. What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be?
A : TOMORROW
Q. What looks like half apple?
A : The other half.
A. No time at all it is already built.
Q. Approximately how many birthdays does the average Japanese woman have?
A. Just one. All the others are anniversaries.
Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. He sleeps at night.
Q. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today?
A: Because he is dead.
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A: It becomes wet.
Q. What often falls but never gets hurt?
A : Rain
Q. What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be?
A : TOMORROW
Q. What looks like half apple?
A : The other half.
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poornima lagadapati
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Q.1 RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )
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Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAIAns - .
Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Q3. Harbhajan ask's Kumble to bring a Pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of Pepsi but goes directly to Shehwag.? Why ?? Why ??
Ans:- Shehwag is an opener
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Q. Who kya hai Jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Q6. What will! U call a person who is leaving India ??Socho....... ........
Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?
Ans:- Adidas
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well.Luv falls into the well. Why ?
Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Q.9 Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head scratching done.Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Q 10. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. Nahi pata..??
Ans:- D'Cold chain ki saans
Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAIAns - .
Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Q3. Harbhajan ask's Kumble to bring a Pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of Pepsi but goes directly to Shehwag.? Why ?? Why ??
Ans:- Shehwag is an opener
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Q. Who kya hai Jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Q6. What will! U call a person who is leaving India ??Socho....... ........
Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?
Ans:- Adidas
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well.Luv falls into the well. Why ?
Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Q.9 Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head scratching done.Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Q 10. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. Nahi pata..??
Ans:- D'Cold chain ki saans
poornima lagadapati
Active member
Q.1 RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAIAns - .
Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Q3. Harbhajan ask's Kumble to bring a Pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of Pepsi but goes directly to Shehwag.? Why ?? Why ??
Ans:- Shehwag is an opener
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Q. Who kya hai Jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Q6. What will! U call a person who is leaving India ??Socho....... ........
Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?
Ans:- Adidas
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well.Luv falls into the well. Why ?
Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Q.9 Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head scratching done.Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Q 10. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. Nahi pata..??
Ans:- D'Cold chain ki saans
Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAIAns - .
Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Q3. Harbhajan ask's Kumble to bring a Pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of Pepsi but goes directly to Shehwag.? Why ?? Why ??
Ans:- Shehwag is an opener
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Q. Who kya hai Jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Q6. What will! U call a person who is leaving India ??Socho....... ........
Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?
Ans:- Adidas
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well.Luv falls into the well. Why ?
Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Q.9 Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head scratching done.Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Q 10. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. Nahi pata..??
Ans:- D'Cold chain ki saans